Devon Kay & The Solutions – United States of Whatever Lyrics

United States of Whatever – Devon Kay & The Solutions Lyrics

Whatever!

I went down to the beach and saw Kiki

She was all like, "Uhhhh" and I'm like "Whatever!"

And then this guy came up to me and was like

"Aren't you that dude?" and I'm like "Yeah, whatever!"

And then I'm at the arcade and this chick comes up to me

And she's all like, "Uhhhh" and I'm like "Whatever!" (Shut up)

Cause this is my United States of Whatever

Yeah, this is my United States of Whatever

This is my United States of Whatеver

It's 3AM and I'm outside wearing my lеather

And this guy comes up and he's like, "Hey, punk" and I'm like "Yeah, whatever!" (Shut up, asshole)

So I'm shootin dice in the alley and Officer Leroy comes up to me and says

"Hey I thought I told you…" and I'm like

"Shut up, you fucking Nazi, you're the problem with goddamn country, you and your little boys club of assholes never get in trouble for anything"

And I'm like, "Whatever!"

Then I'm on my way home and I run into Jacob and he's like, "Sup"

Cause this is my United States of Whatever

Yeah, this is my United States of Whatever

My United States of Whatever

Oh, say can you see by the dawn's early light!

God bless the United States of Whatever!