United States of Whatever – Devon Kay & The Solutions Lyrics
Whatever!
I went down to the beach and saw Kiki
She was all like, "Uhhhh" and I'm like "Whatever!"
And then this guy came up to me and was like
"Aren't you that dude?" and I'm like "Yeah, whatever!"
And then I'm at the arcade and this chick comes up to me
And she's all like, "Uhhhh" and I'm like "Whatever!" (Shut up)
Cause this is my United States of Whatever
Yeah, this is my United States of Whatever
This is my United States of Whatеver
It's 3AM and I'm outside wearing my lеather
And this guy comes up and he's like, "Hey, punk" and I'm like "Yeah, whatever!" (Shut up, asshole)
So I'm shootin dice in the alley and Officer Leroy comes up to me and says
"Hey I thought I told you…" and I'm like
"Shut up, you fucking Nazi, you're the problem with goddamn country, you and your little boys club of assholes never get in trouble for anything"
And I'm like, "Whatever!"
Then I'm on my way home and I run into Jacob and he's like, "Sup"
Cause this is my United States of Whatever
Yeah, this is my United States of Whatever
My United States of Whatever
Oh, say can you see by the dawn's early light!
God bless the United States of Whatever!
United States of Whatever, de Devon Kay & The Solutions; composta por Liam Lynch; lançada em 3 de julho de 2026.











