Fanmade Rap Battle (FRB) – SIR Rap Battles vs GuardianDan Lyrics

SIR Rap Battles vs GuardianDan – Fanmade Rap Battle (FRB) Lyrics

(*Funny Laughs*) ight, which one of ya wants some of me?

Oh god… It's the guy who somehow made 67 unfunny

Yeah no shot I lose to another horny corny Brit

Vote for me and I'll drop a battle by the end of 2026!

Calm down Dan… you gotta cool your anger

Unless you wanna throw another tantrum over slander

So watch what you say bitch, yeah we've both delayed shit

Any mistake I've made, you've probably done the same thing

UGH! You are a Rap Battle Slut

You treat friends like keyframes how you wanna bounce on their nuts

(Yuh) Too shy to "talk to thots" so you rizz up collabers

We know who you crushin' on, he rhymes with 'little fatter'

You're into feats; so how come you got none to speak of?

"I mix for free!" Nice having a leg up on Serena!

Fuck that shit, I won Battle of the Month cuz I'm so fucking good

While you won Battle of the Month cuz I'M SO FUCKING GOOD

You are fucking useless man

This editor gets editors to edit his edits instead!

So desperate for help, your work ethic is nasty!

Only guy who needs writers then messages Ashley!

You beg Americans for help you fake Asian

You left them for the White House

What, is Tel Aviv's your next vacation?

You keep asking me to edit, Getting Jo to pen ya drafts too

You're funded by Carrick, man, you are Nepo-yahu

Jeez, talk a bit slower… your speech is riddled with slurs!

Did you take notes from those racist friends you mixed with at first?

Sure, you've evolved into a 'decent' editor

But that title's not a thing you deserve

Cause you skip edits about as much as you skip over words

And even then you're still stuck with them

"Yeah I got Sub 10!!!"

No bitch, you got sub-missive

Sucking up to people worse than I do

At least I have the self-respect to not slave away for "Our Waifu"

Had thoughts of ditching FRB but what would it amount to?

When all's said and done, you've got nobody in your life to go back to

Those burdens weigh you down worse than your thick ass

Maybe surround yourself with a family who cares instead of Big Macs

Quit stroking your GuardianTip, bro you are not him

You're only good at speedrunning when it's from your problems

So next time you run into me

Know that you'd never find success here if you didn't come running to me