MintOreos – Reze vs King Bob-omb Lyrics

Reze vs King Bob-omb – MintOreos Lyrics

Now how should I bring Bowser's underling to his knees?

Maybe my damsel-in-distress act, since this king lacks a queen

I get it's all you're ever good for, but I hope here that you won't blow

So I can teach you all of the things that you don't know

And I know you're scared of a plumber that's only thrown your back into a nursing home

But I get why you fear him; anyone that can toss your weight around has to be a worthy foe

Though if that Mario is truly a threat, why's a battle with me what you're choosing instead?

When the tiniest fight gets you fuming and red, thought I was the one losing their head

Can't defend your crown nor star, you're not prеpared to

But that mustache is still unharmed, seem you shiеld the wrong hair-looms

As royalty, you should feel lucky I'm not into killing sprees

With no neck to chop through, you couldn't even fit a guillotine

ATTEEEEEEEENTION!

Jump to my battlefield if you wish to harm me

Though a suicide bomber like yourself would fit well within my army

But no, if you joined us, you wouldn't be focused on our mission

One Denji's smitten, you'd forget your objective and get your heart ripped out way before his is!

(Ohhh!)

Wanted it all for yourself, so you pulled his string and seduced him, and neither the pool or the ocean ever extinguished your fuses

So if this spider wants to sever ties, just cut him out from your web of lies

And it's best to hide, 'cause I'LL KILL US BOTH WHEN I'M SET ALIGHT

Don't act like it was hard to spot where your love life was headed for;

Because when confessing you chose to bite his tongue instead of yours

Plus I know relationships can never work with your enemies

And I though the Bomb Devil would understand basic chemistry

You want to say my connections lack any true spark?

The last spark you've made split a marriage up into two parts

But it's shame you're only accessible through art

As I'll have to burn a memorable painting, just cus you aren't

You're looked over, only a slight reign over the side games

But keep your composure, going nuclear still won't help you get you more exposure

Thouhg I'll make you wish you fell to the Chainsaw Devil's gluttony

Since you won't be remembered when I send this pebble underneath

OH MY GOODNESS!

This is quite new, you're really losing your grip

Do you expect to win now?

Just raise the white flag, like you're Koopa the Quick

You were taken by the Soviet Government to be their weapon of mass destruction

So I don't get why we're paired up, since I own the means of my own production

Didn't win my star, so here's one more door that'll stay closed

Had such little impact, even your credits made you a JANE DOE

This fight over now and if I'm frank, none of your little fireworks shows hit today

But Makima, sure ended your life with a Bang!

OH MY GOD PUT IT OUT PUT IT OUT

OH FUCK HE'S GONNA BLOW

Aw shit

WE'RE ALL FUCKING DEAD