Snakebite126 – Jesse Pinkman vs. Ryuji Sakamoto Lyrics

Jesse Pinkman vs. Ryuji Sakamoto – Snakebite126 Lyrics

Snakebite Rap Battles!

Jesse Pinkman

Vs

Ryuji Sakamoto

Ayo, Pinkman on the mic, bitch

Speak into the mic, bitch

Aight, bitch

You're the only dope I ain't ride with

ABQ turn you BBQ

Shit gets violent, stick to playing with toy guns, cause I know you got that pipe, bitch

But you can't lay it, you don't got sauce, cause how the hell you turn a broad named Ann off?

Yeah, got a real ladies; man

"Died" so she'd escape a crash, you appeared safe at last and her first instinct was to get the girls to beat your lanky ass

You ain't a chick magnet, bitch

Can't use your damn noodle cause you prolly slurped it down, bitch

Skull's so damn thick and your ATM's empty so I bet you're safe and sound, bitch

Talkin' captain to captain, I'm Cook this Kid, cause I ain't hearin' shit outta Limp Bitchshins

So go on, break a leg, oh wait you did, so you can't get away from this

Psst Mona!

What, Ryuji?

What's his deal?

He sells meth with chili powder

ARE YOU FOR REEAL?!

Yeah, that's what I call epic fail

C'mon!

Only cook that you're Cap'ns Gale

I make shitheads pay and rake in all of the fame

Everyone you loved died, cause you tried to be part of the game

…. Ryuji?

That homework from your teacher really haunts you

Uhh…Ryuji?

Drown trauma with a needle like a Shock Boost

HEY RYUJI!

What?

Cut that stupid voice out!

Figures…You're really siding with the guy who proudly heils Hitler?!

Your show's for little girls, why does anyone bother?

You just keep whinin' and screamin' til mother gives you a new Oscar

Shaddup!

You got hella babes, zillions of dollars, and enough plant to knock out a little kid. Ask Walter

And I mean hella babes, damn it's a tragedy

I'd steal an ex off your map, but I ain't that kinda Phantom Thief

Parents saw you as the wrong bro, got forced on a long road of friend after friend's death

C-C-C-C-Combo!

Damn it, give me the mic!

Back off, yo!

Then show me more effort..

Hey, We're drug tycoons, bitch! He's stuck as the beggar

You got a rat, yo?

I'm sure it's the detective, not the dude who's shouting "WE'RE THE PHANTOM THIEVES" in public every fuckin' 23 seconds

You're your damn friend's cuck, and you split the Phantoms up, cause when his cat says anything, bitch, you spam Headbutt

So he bounced like your dad when he abandoned ya and with all the track you run, bitch; still can't catch up

You got cut from the team, thanks to the PED, swingin' his PE-D

That dude made you a hunchback with a hobby, bitch

Can't support your mommy, bitch

Can't even support your own body, bitch!

He's beating you, moron!

What? No, he's not!

Right, guys?

(Come on Ryuji- It's not even close)

FINE!

Tough talk from the asshole who let a kid get martyred;

His name was uhh… Drew Sharp?

Yeah, till Todd drew sharper, so why cook meth for him?

You're his slave? For Real?

Like, do you say: "Ayo, Mr. White Supremacist?!"

But hey! You're makin' them 96% pure meth; if you could get it that clean, then what the hell happened with your girlfriend?

She relapsed thanks to you, damn dealer

I saw that clip online, dude

Rolling with you is what killed her AND you like Sonic 06?! (For Real?)

Popped off like it's amazing?!

But you couldn't ride with Joker if you hopped back onto Racing

Your writers saved you with a strike, but mine'll kill you any minute, and I could've saved you!

But I didn't

…You lost

What?!