Fanmade Rap Battle (FRB) – Dilly vs DumbShlop Lyrics

Dilly vs DumbShlop – Fanmade Rap Battle (FRB) Lyrics

What's good, FRB? Pumped to see your pal attend?

Shlop's hoppin' on the beat to get them goin' "WoW!" again!

Now, I can admit; you were my hero, man, I loved your stuff!

I'd ask for instrumentals like Herobrine

But you beat me to that cover-up…

Weren't you reclusive Brawling prior?

Aren't you the "lone wolf" who couldn’t make it through a Taiga?

Wow… my hero's a loser now

And you can't even prove that without them choosin' other goobers in your Spoof Royale!

Won't get past the Round 1 or the round one of that Jawline!

Build is less "Mysterio" and more "Thе Bowling Ball Guy"

I'd invite the viewеrs to tune out all his depressin' rambles

We've had plenty of practice through his second channel!

DumbShlop! Hey, where are the camera and light people?

For FRB's answer to "Hold on, we need more white people"

Calling your hero a loser is sad, Kid…

'Cuz you were the one in my dms begging just to do an adlib!

I'm top billing!

Kid, Eddie gave you the one role that you are hot shit in!

With how he carries you we oughta call it Shlop-liftin'

You snot-picking Australian booger!

You turned your last girlfriend gay – guess you just aren't quite the looker!

Quick! Get Dilly a mirror 'fore he realises he's caucasian too

If we're comparing views of White Faces, yours are paling, dude!

You've made your own Internet Horrors – mentioned billings?

I made a backlist of commissions, you cut all comms by getting blacklisted!

I got your act covered, bro: "I don't care if I lose!"

"FUCK FRB!" Then fr be drowning in battles with booze

So, dude, I'd recommend you cash in your extension

But I bet by now we're ALL pretty tired of giving you a second!

Fuck off 'bout an extension, you're from a land down unda!!!

The only seconds we have time for are 5 Seconds of Summer!!!

You made your name through mid-ass covers now your writing's unfounded

I got some red dots that'll cover you like Hundreds & Thousands!

Now you can barely operate without your meds, and YEAH I set whole trends

You're in private servers acting a lone mess

"If Kyoko was irl there would be no force that could stop me from being her boyfriend"

Say I drown in booze, but you're a loser kid!

You prolly get shoved in lockers at school and shit

And slink home to record vocals for… fuck I don’t know who this is

So, run back to your odd team, or stand up and applaud me

This Wicked motherfucker just made the Wizard of Aus flee!