Mo Troper – The Best Seat In The House Lyrics

The Best Seat In The House – Mo Troper Lyrics

I'm a connoisseur of acquired taste

And the first one through the door

When the marquee updates

With my copy of the score

I've got it memorized

I sometimes feed them lines

I've got the best seat in the house

And I always come on time

I mouth along to all the words

And try to bite my tongue

When I feel the urge

To join in on the fun

I get so wound up tight

Until I'm on the edge

Of the best seat in the house

But I nеver leave a mеss

Cause I know my place

It's easy when you're a fixture

An old familiar face

Hung up like a picture

I could lend a helping hand

Or be your private eye

I've got the best seat in the house

And I'll always come on time