Comedy

Letra “​wooby – Strunzicane” Official Lyrics Intro Sei sul cessoSenti uscir dal culoUno stronzo cosìMentre fai pipì Ritornello 80 degreesC’hai le emorroidiIl bucio in fiammeMangiato troppo, sìTanto ormai non è più nienteTanto sangue nel cessoMisto alla diarreaTanto sangue nel cessoPadre, chiedo aiutoNon farmi affondareTi prego, no Strofa 1 Uh, yeah, …

Letra “Øystein Sunde – Bruktbilsamba” Official Lyrics Morn, jeg skulle hatt en gammal bruktbilEn sånn or’ntlig dårlig bruktbilBar’ så vidt at’n gårFor da vet jeg hva jeg fårJeg vil ha samba Jeg skulle ha hatt en gammal RenaultSom ikk’ har skrangla fra seg ennåEn luguber dauphineSku’ jeg gjerne sett bli minJeg vil …

Letra “Øystein Sunde – Regle om reklame” Official Lyrics Vers 1 Her i Norge bruker 10 av 8 filmstjernerBlenda i vannet, Brylcreme i håretAjax i vasken, plaster på såretColgate på tenna, Yaxa på tærneHansker på henda og luft mellom knærneTiger på tanken og penger i bankenTa toget, ta toget, ta …

Letra “Øystein Sunde – Honningblomst” Official Lyrics HonningblomstDet er deg jeg er glad iDu er som matjord å spa iDu gjør meg vill og galÅ, honningblomstDu gjør meg renspikket helsprøDu er som godt smør og frøbrødSå kom og skjær meg en blings Første gang jeg så deg fikk jeg hjerteklappOg den applausen holder det gående dag og …

Letra “77p egg – Egg eg ege ggg the time f” Official Lyrics Poo shit ass cunt, dick fuck offThis is Christmas Christmas, Christmas timeIt is Christmas, all the timeIt is Christmas, bend overPlease, It is ChristmasIt is Christmas, Christmas timeI am drunk, on loads of wine Poo shit ass cunt, dick …

Letra “Fiveskin – Snapped Ankles” Official Lyrics We’re closing in on the targetTarget aquired, go! A farmer, known and loved by millions has been brutally murderedShe’s even got new tits Tits Ripped open her minge and spat inside herI don’t think you’re ready for thisI don’t think you’re ready for this …

Letra “Fiveskin – Off The Rails” Official Lyrics Intro One two three four! Verse 1 South West Trains are late againI can’t get a ride ’cause of suicide10,000 ? into a carriageWe crashed the ride, and had a miscarriage South West Trains are late again ? Once again, they fucked …

Letra “Bonde das Impostora – Bicha Designer” Official Lyrics Letra de “Bicha Designer” com Bonde das Impostora Verso 1 Mais um dia da semana, o que é que eu vou fazer?Vou me mandar pro Wonka pra fumar e beberEu sou super cult, não vou em qualquer lugarTem que ter gente bem burra …

Letra “Bad Lip Reading – Nuts” Official Lyrics You got wig-grade hairWizard body building’s gonna kick inI’ll throw my nubs into your erotical skinBaby, can’t you see that would be nuts?I heard your parrot’s a doveIf I get cranky it’s like for monthsHey Miss Texas, right nowAre you a spy?‘Cus …

Letra “Bad Lip Reading – Sweet Fueling” Official Lyrics The ghost never has a pillow every nightI believe bologna may have ruinedMy little brother’s runway hair curlSo many dinosaur skulls dragging me down the slideWas thinking about a certain joker thing which somebody said:“If you don’t believe in real diseases, …

Letra “Bad Lip Reading – Peaches Man” Official Lyrics Na-na, na, na-na-na-na, na-na! I’m the peaches manI smuggle ‘round peaches in artery cansSome people get real grumpy and meanI regret I bought those jaguar fleasThere’s a lint scraper over my stove if I needed oneOnly needed one time when the …

Letra “Bad Lip Reading – Rock-Rock Broke Their Bok-Bok” Official Lyrics Let the cat go, baby shrimpI’m a pepperoniGuess we all think about this, don’t we?Owls chew on rocksWon’t the rock-rock broke their bok-bok?I watched a rich mama lick a rebel mouthI haven’t seen you but I already hate your …

Letra “Bad Lip Reading – Reprise” Official Lyrics Down to the underground locked-down cityFar away from radiation raysFeel it in my shoulders, I’m growing older by the dayThey say the sky wasn’t always this gray It’s the story and the gloryOf a monumental population taught that nothing could destroy itBut …

Letra “Bad Lip Reading – Elven Bodyglove” Official Lyrics Cupid baconCool new cuisineTwo little mama bears eating beans Cupid baconDiaper stankYou coulda bought my flashlight for quail Oh chicken skranksHelp our pants are fullWe’ve exchanged our life-threatening doll I sweat an emulsionIt’s how I’m so softAnd I would just stand …

Letra “Bad Lip Reading – Pregnant and Unwell” Official Lyrics Verse 1 You oughta walk with usAnd throw something onto Corbin’s shedI don’t like CorbinBut what’s the point of doing all this?Well the doctor said we got infestedThe alien horde(It’s true I’m also infested)They needed my parts(Precocious little demon guys)So …

Letra “Bad Lip Reading – Ruffalump / Beans” Official Lyrics HiI want to beA ruffalumpWhatever that meansI wanna be ruffalump meRuffalump meI wanna be the Ruffalump of Sound!I want beans! Ooh!Oh, oh, oh, yo-ho-ho-ho I want beans!I want beans!In my ice creamsAnd every nut soapJerome!Here we go!Woah, woah!(Wow, he’s so …

Letra “The Chalkeaters – A Songus Amongus (YouTube Version)” Official Lyrics Intro, spoken Wait, wait, wait, we’re not doing any more of these nerdy meme songs, are we?Well let’s take a look outside and see how lucky we are to live in a beautiful world like thisBecause, you see*Clears throat* …

Letra “Koffdrop – Dennis Hopper” Official Lyrics (I’m 25 in the Hyperpop community. What do you think they call me?) They call me Dennis Hopper! Old Geezer c’mon what do you offer?I recommend you don’t even botherYou admit you just do this for your lover. (significant other)C-c-c-call me Dennis Hopper! …

Letra “BAD (Buster, Adam, Donny) – Hip-Hop Hick, Pt. 3” Official Lyrics Verse 1: Adam We’re back for part 3, so whatcha gonna do?Obama is in charge and I got the swine fluAin’t no other redneck as gangster as meYou got your M-16 and I got my BB’sI went to …

Letra “Kleberiano – Chupacu” Official Lyrics Letra de “Chupacu” com Kleberiano Verso 1 Ele anda a noite na florestaTentando encontrar alguma brechaPara invadira sua casinhaE abocanhar sua bundinhaEle caminha todo tortoO seu rosto parece um abortoSua cabeça é de algodãoSe der mole pega o seu botão Refrão 1 Ele vai …

Letra “The Chalkeaters – A Songus Amongus” Official Lyrics Verse 1 Any time and any seasonThere’s a rhyme and there’s a reasonWe keep spinning on this tiny rock in circlesCould have spawned in a much less pleasing placeBe squeezed to death in outer spaceOr frozen in the system of- AMONGUS …

Letra “Gary Lewis & The Playboys – Looking for the Stars” Official Lyrics Spoken (Gary Lewis)Well, here I am in HollywoodThe entertainment capital of the world, so I’m toldBut where are all the stars?I’ve always heard that you see the stars just walkin’ down the streetWell, I guess I’ll have …

Letra “Lulz Silva – Kkk emoji coração” Official Lyrics Letra de “Kkk emoji coração” com Lulz Silva Refrão Ela me dasjdsdsad, agora eu virei um sadboyDjsjadjkajd kdsdjsjdEujdjsad sadboy dsjwjde me adaJjdjhakslals, vou chorar, sjdjsadjs, vou chorar Verso Ela disse que, ela disse que me amavaEu falei assim, eu falei: “Vai …

Letra “Prima Vera –Arne Belinda” Official Lyrics Dette er historien om Kaptein Stunt og hans stumme papegøye Arne BelindaArne Belindas stumhet var et hardt slag for Kaptein StuntOg han ville ikke innse at han måtte leve sitt liv i ensomhetDerfor engasjerte han to av sine nærmeste og letteste matroser til å overta …

Letra “Prima Vera – Sex! Sex! Sex!” Official Lyrics Vers 1 Jeg lurer på om detta er et dårlig tegnOveralt jeg snur meg ser jeg damebeinKan ikke lese blader eller se en filmUten at huet går i spillFøler meg forvirra over hva jeg serHjertet mitt, det dunker bare mer og …

Letra “Prima Vera – Boom bang a bang” Official Lyrics My heart goesBoom-bang-a-bang, boom-bang-a-bangBang all the time Lyd av hjerteinfarkt

Letra “Prima Vera – I Left My Heart in San Francisco” Official Lyrics I left my heart in San Francisco Lyd av hjerteinfarkt

Letra “ABERRATION – ​plottin’” Official Lyrics Intro: TYQUILMADETHIS Tay Keith, fuck these nibbas upYeah-yeahA-A-AberrationThis Tay Keith? ? Yeah Verse: TYQUILMADETHIS Yeah, we in the stu’ smokin’ on that glueIf she want me, she can taste this doo-doo (What)Met ‘er at the cut, saw me, she went “Ooh”Smokin’ on that loud, …

Letra “Contortion – EATING CRAYONS” Official Lyrics I eat all of the crayons inside the boxI have got a plan to dieAnd you can’t stopMeI’ve got a Glock in my handGive me thirteen reasons why not to die like a manPoison control can’t stop meWax inside of my body Yo …

Letra “HtakerFamily – La Llamada Del Tio Mario” Official Lyrics Estribillo : Mi tio me llamoMis diamantes exclamoTodo el jugo derramoMe va a recargar esta nocheeeeeeeeeNo tio no no tengo rocheeeeeeeeeeeOdio mi vidaYa no manches fridaCreo que tengo sidaVoy a matarme esta nocheeeeeeeeeMe cortare en el cocheeeeeeeeee Verso 1: ‘Taba …

Letra “Whitmer Thomas – Everything That Feels Good Is Bad” Official Lyrics Doomscrolling, lying awakeA dirty dog running free on the interstateA Blood Mary is a hot wing in a glassLit some candles just to piss in the bathAll the best films are about a man with a viceGetting stuck …

Letra “Frankie A. Rodriguez – In Summer” Official Lyrics RICKY, spoken Really?I’m guessing you don’t have much experience with heat? CARLOS, spoken Nope! But sometimesI like to close my eyesAnd imagine what it’ll be like when summer does come(sigh) (Sung)Bees’ll buzz, kids’ll blow dandelion fuzzAnd I’ll be doing whatever snow …

Letra “Chef Slushy – Welcome to Animal Crossing Lyrics” Official Lyrics Chorus: Chef Slushy Welcome to Animal CrossingWalk in on me in the bed wit yo mommyGive her my salami she wet like tsunamiBuyin Plan B from Timmy and TommyEatin her booty like candyNew kid look like me it’s uncannyYo …

Letra “Chef Slushy – Tiptoe Lyrics” Official Lyrics Intro: Tiny Tim Tiptoe, through the windowBy the window, that is where I’ll beCome tiptoe through the tulipsWith me Verse: Chef Slushy (Papa Woody on the track)Tiptoe by the window got a bimboBreak her back like it’s limbo in the limoBlast off …

Letra “Chef Slushy – The Search Lyrics” Official Lyrics Chorus: Chef Slushy Scrolling through all the categoriesMy Dick is rock hard it belongs in a quarryMade a poem, I call this an allegoryConcoct these rhymes like a laboratoryDon’t know what to search or what to selectDrawing up searches like an …

Letra “Toxic Lipstick – Punchingcones” Official Lyrics ?

Letra “Øystein Sunde – Du er på Youtube nå” Official Lyrics Vers 1 Det sto i vår lokalavisOm en mann i frakk på EuroprisOg i frakken sto det en naken mann fra FlåMed Nerdrum-krok på Nerdrums visBak en europall med cottage cheeseOg svømmeføtter og Fleksnes-hattMen han kunne aldri forutse at …

Letra “Quack Quack Muhammad – I'm Ivona” Official Lyrics Ivonas, can we go killing?I was born in 70sAnd then i died in 10sBut I was resurrected as a undead in 10sCall me The Killer Mother freaks!I’m IvonaI’m your fucking motherI kill peopleSo be careful peopleI have a strong vulvaYou people are donkeysI …

Letra “Daniel Thrasher – How Lin-Manuel Miranda Orders a Pizza” Official Lyrics Intro Hello, yes Verse 1 I’d like a hand-tossed, stuffed crust pepperoni pizza with sausage topped with a little extra tomato sauceAnd in the middle put pineapple and spinachI hope you’re takin’ notes ‘cause this order’s not finished, …

Letra “Bikkio, wooby & YounGabibbo – Off The Mid” Official Lyrics Intro: Bikkio & YounGabibbo Ciao!CiaoSku! (Wha?) Ritornello: YounGabibbo Noi siamo mid, mid, midQuesta è per BV-VQuando i miei bimbi-mbi-mbi saranno b--esughi, la red pill, sì Strofa 1: YounGabibbo & Bikkio Sono redpillato senza pillIl governo usa i nostri chipSono …

Letra “Bikkio, wooby & YounGabibbo – Off The Mid pt 2” Official Lyrics Intro: Bikkio & YounGabibbo Ciao!CiaoSku! (Wha?) Ritornello: YounGabibbo Noi siamo mid, mid, midQuesta è per BV-VQuando i miei bimbi-mbi-mbi saranno b--esughi, la red pill, sì Strofa 1: YounGabibbo & Bikkio Sono redpillato senza pillIl governo usa i …

Letra “Atom Make Music – Movie” Official Lyrics And it’s onFor the real OG’sUp and at ‘emI could give a fuck less I could give a fuck less what you think about meOnly keepin’ real ones around meYeah, I know that I was destined to beEntertained everyday cuz my life …

Letra “PeanutButterGamer – Guys Are Falling” Official Lyrics Intro Guys are fallingGuys, guys are falling, fallingGuys are fallingGuys, guys, guys Verse Guys are fallingGuys, guys are falling, fallingGuys are fallingGuys, guys, guys, guys Chorus GuysAre fallingWon’t someone help themThey’re falling to their death Verse Guys are fallingGuys, guys, they’re falling, fallingGuys, they’re fallingGuys Outro …

Letra “CardiganKS – When i get my driver's license, it's over for you weiners” Official Lyrics (HOOK)I just shiddedWalking around – chest: out – pants: always shiddedThicc thighs, chicken legs – pants: always fittedNever smoking weed, so that hookah getting hitted Water in my nose because I went to take …

Letra “Yelawolf – Sumerian Economy” Official Lyrics Intro: The D.U.C., Queen LatAle, Matti Elliott Right about now, M.W.A. court is in full effectJudge D.U.C. presidingIn the case of M.W.A. versus the Sumerian economyProsecuting attorneys are Notorious A.V.I, Matti ElliottAnd Slickram VikramOrder, order, orderMatti, take the standDo you swear to tell …

Letra “Neel Kolhatkar – Westie C*nt (Uptown Funk Aussie Parody)” Official Lyrics Intro: Neel Kolhatkar Alright cunts, listen the fuck upOut west, we like to do things a little bit differentlyYeah that’s right, this ain’t no fuckin’ yank shitThis is Aussie as it fuckin’ getsAnd this is how we do …

Letra “Lil Tame – Munki Beeznis” Official Lyrics Spoken Intro: Henry Atkinson Deep in the hills of MartinezLittle Tame is always down for some M-M-M-Monkey Business! Interlude: Lil Tame & Henry Atkinson Ooh, aah, ooh, aahOoh, aah, ooh, aahI like the bananaOoh, aah, ooh, aahOoh, aah, ooh, aahI like the …

Letra “Inu – אינו (IL) – The Story Of Crispy Bacon (He dies at the end) – הסיפור של קריספי בייקון (הוא מת בסוף)” Official Lyrics Verse ברחובות העיר, הלך לו חזרזירקראו לו קריספי בייקון, כדי שיהיה זהיראבל הוא לא זהיר, הוא חזרזיר יהירחשב שלא יקרה לו כלום כי הוא …

Letra “Epic Mac – I broke her legs!” Official Lyrics Verse 1 After I left the store I saw a lady with a shopping cartShe packed all the groceries in the trunkBut, she left her shopping cart, what the? (Bleep)What are you doing? Why are you doing that?Why can’t you …

Letra “Epic Mac – Face of the people” Official Lyrics I put the W in windmillMy competition, I shoot to killPut my face on the one dollar bill (He’s the face of the people)It’s okay if they pass me, I got a red shell, and it’s trackingIt’s okay if they …

Letra “Epic Mac – Among the cabinet” Official Lyrics Intro Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun, dun dun dun Verse 1 My ? linin’ up like ChrissyDon’t text your girl right now, she busyLooking for Epic Mac, where is he?I’m in the White House gettin’ busyYeah Chorus (Mr. President, …

Letra “Epic Mac – My surfboard” Official Lyrics Verse 1 I want a place to go surfing with my surfboardOh, there’s a beach over thereBut, it’s across the unstable bridgeStill, gonna drive over it Verse 2 Goin’ across the bridge (Oh, shit)It’s fallingI’m gonna dieI can try and use my …

Letra “Porsha Love – Helga” Official Lyrics Intro I never know what to say in the beginning of the songHol’ up, Wop, you made this?Hol’ up, Wop, hol’ up, WopYou say you want to get that, ahaha Chorus They ask how you do that, then I don’t know how to …

Letra “Epic Mac – Da navy” Official Lyrics Chorus I’m boss like babyEpic Mac take yo’ ladyEpic Mac for president, cause I support the navy Bridge Go Epic Mac, go Epic Mac, ? on the track (Yay)Go Epic Mac, go Epic Mac Chorus I’m boss like BezosEpic Mac gettin’ pesosAnd …

Letra “Epic Mac – Everybody stop!” Official Lyrics Chorus My beats make you bounce like slimeCheck my clock and it’s morbin’ timeEverybody, stop doing crime Verse 1 I see a crime I stop it, yeah, I’m Epic MacI see a criminal you know I’m gon’ attackIf you were gonna steal …

Letra “Epic Mac – Type stuff in” Official Lyrics Verse 1 I like to read my booksThey got a lot of words (Not enough words)Some of them I can’t pronounce (Oh man)I wanna know more stuffI wish I knew more thingsIf only I could just search it up (You can) …

Letra “Epic Mac – There will be a lot (of blood)” Official Lyrics Intro Beep, boop bap, boop beep beep, boop bapBeep bap boop, beep, beep beep beep beep Verse 1 My money risin’ like GruI’m Epic Mac, who are you?I got minions in my crew (Yuh)And we don’t like …

Letra “Peur : "ahhh" – Coming In” Official Lyrics Les filles réveillez-vous Couplet Réveil sonne faux, sensation étrange (sensation étrange)J’me retourne pour faire un kiss à mon angeMais ouahOdeur testo’ dans mes drapsJ’la regarde, j’la tâte, son torse est platEn expédition vers son tunnel, je vois une bosseJlui dis finis …

Letra “Bad Lip Reading – Theme (Axe-Assassin Albertson)” Official Lyrics Verse Axe-Assassin AlbertsonMy name is Axe-Assassin AlbertsonAnd this place can’t save itselfMay I suggest you runI suggest you run Pre-Chorus)Down in the underground locked down cityFar away from radiation wavesFeel it in my shoulders, I’m growing older by the dayThey …

Letra “Kurt Sowinetz – I wer blad” Official Lyrics Songtext zu “I wer blad” 1. Strophe I wer blad, sogt er, es is a SchandI hob an Bauch, sogt er, spannt mi’s GwandIs a Wunder, sogt sie, frisst ja gnuaSchau, die Hosn, sogt sie, geht net zuaS’muass wos gschehn, sogt …

Letra “The Hot Food Department – 1-800-GOLD-RANGER” Official Lyrics Chorus 1-800-GOLD-RANGERIt’s too many numbers it cannot be called1-800-GOLD-RANGERDon’t dial him he’s a very busy man (Oh Yeah)1-800-GOLD-RANGERBe prepared to wait there’s a transmission delay in space (Oh Yeah) Bridge 1-800-465-3726-437 Spoken “Hello? Oh my God, Gold Ranger I’m in trouble!”You’ve …

Letra “Kurosai – Buy You A Vocaloid” Official Lyrics Intro: T-Pain & Yung Joc (Shawty snap)Yeah, T-Pain(Damn, shawty snap)Shawty, Yung Joc(Shawty Snappin’)Yeah, yeah, yeah, ayy, ayy, she snappin’Ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-oohYeah, snap yo’ fingers, do yo’ stepYou can do it all by yourself (Woo!) Verse 1: T-Pain Baby girl, what’s your name?Let …

Letra “Fraidy-Dogs – Katey” Official Lyrics KateyWalkin’ up to meShe’s got flowers in her handI think that she’s got some sort of planKateyAsked me out todayI don’t really like her like thatIf I’m being honest I think she’s kinda fat KateyYou kinda smell weird tooDo you own a dog or …

Letra “Kurt Sowinetz – Alle Menschen san ma zwider” Official Lyrics Songtext zu “Alle Menschen san ma zwider” Intro Alle Menschn werden BrüderOlle Menschen wer’n Brüder?Ah, werden BrüderAlle Menschen werden Brüder Chor: Na, mir wer’n kan Richter brauchen, weu mir ham a golden’s HerzMir wer’n ollas iwatauchen und dann fohr’ …

Letra “Wilbur Soot – Reanimate” Official Lyrics Verse 1 I miss youMore than you could ever expect me toBut it’s okay‘Cause even though I’m deadI’ll find a way to be with you end of first snippet Chorus I can see you hold the gun, my loveLet’s just have a talkYou …

Letra “DistantCry – Worst Beat Ever Created Number 27” Official Lyrics DistantCry – Worst Beat Ever Created Number 27

Letra “HtakerFamily – Retrasado” Official Lyrics Intro: Wait is your sister gay? Estribillo: JJOTTA MC Oye Lil Retard tu no sabes rapearLo unico que haces bien es copiar pegarTu abuelo lo que hacia era fumarPor eso se murio sin parpadear Verso 1: JJOTTA MC Tu mama me hizo muy rico …

Letra “Eric Andre – Rapper Warrior Ninja (feat. Jasper Dolphin, Pi'erre Bourne, Danny Brown)” Official Lyrics Intro: Eric Andre Ladies and gentlemen, Rapper Warrior Ninja!*air horns*Alright Jasper, do the dizzy bat but keep rapping! Verse 1: Jasper Dolphin & Eric Andre I can’t hear with some jeans on, so I …

Letra “Thatboyfunny – Big Boy On The Roof” Official Lyrics I ain’t never seen a big boy get on roofI ain’t never seen a big boy get on roofI ain’t never seen a big boy get on roofI ain’t never seen a big boy get on roof Big boy grilling on the roofHow you …

Letra “A.J. Smith (Mega Shadow) & Al-Wayne – To the Moon” Official Lyrics Intro: A.J. Smith & Al-Wayne YeahAl-Wayne(This is a Shiv production)Back again, come on, yeah(To the moon we go) Chorus: Al-Wayne To the moon we go, we reaching for the starsOur stocks are goin’ up day-by-day, every hour, we out …

Letra “A.J. Smith (Mega Shadow) – Alkaline” Official Lyrics Intro (Mr. Smith, A.J. Smith, it is without a doubt that the pH level of your girlfriend is pretty alkaline. She has been consuming a load of pumpkin spice lattes from Starbucks. She started posting OnlyFans videos with other men. Basic …

Letra “A.J. Smith (Mega Shadow) – I Hate Chili Dogs” Official Lyrics Intro (sample): Long John Baldry (as Doctor Robotnik) & Jaleel White (as Sonic the Hedgehog) (Scratch, Grounder, where’s my food? Those miserable metallic morons are always late.)(Your robots are runnin’ a little behind, so they sent for takeout)(Takeout? …

Letra “Michandré – Orgi After Prom” Official Lyrics Intro: It’s an orgy after prom, ooh!Cumming all over the food, ahh! Haha! Valentino! Pre-Chorus: I wanna fuck a tight pussyTill it cream on the carpet!Then I wanna fuck a twinkUntil he built like a carcass! Leave his bussy looking likeThe fucking …

Letra “Bad Lip Reading – Sassafras” Official Lyrics I admit I lied to youMy friend from the skyfort wrecked my nuggetFlip you over and stuff you with hot rocks and sawdustPeople say I dream kind of loudYet, I just scream for howling pleasureBut y’all in high schoolI was living for …

Letra “The Hand Man – Jorts Season (Is Back)” Official Lyrics Verse It’s one of the best times of the yearEveryone get yourselves a beerThe sun is shining bright (yeah)My serotonin levels are alrightI’ve been waiting since last fallIt’s the last time I can recallBeing so happy and freeMy favourite jorts and …

Letra “Arnaud Le Gouëfflec Vs Jorge Bernstein & the pioupioufuckers – Espéranto” Official Lyrics Paroles de “Espéranto” ft. Arnaud Le Gouëfflec Vs Jorge Bernstein & the pioupioufuckers Couplet 1 Oh please, would you?Comment dites-vous ?Bring me to a new world of wordsJ’aimerais tant vous satisfaireMais votre langue m’est étrangèreMon ami, voyons, voyons quel …

Letra “Hannibal Buress – I'm Hannibal Yeah Yeah” Official Lyrics Intro: Hannibal Buress I’m Ha-nnibal, yeah yeah, yeah!I’m Ha-nnibal, yeah yeahI’m Ha-nnibal, yeah yeahI’m Ha-nnibal, let’s go!I’m Ha-nnibal, yeah yeahYeah yeah yeah Tom Ato: Yeah-yeah-hoo-yeah Hannibal Buress:I’m Ha- Eric Andre: Nibal, Ow! I can’t- Hannibal Buress: Yeah-yeah, I’m Ha-nnibal Outro: Short Sound …

Letra “Lil pénisz – Halgasatok” Official Lyrics Intro Yeahh, yeahhhYeah Verse 1 Téged követlek már napok ótaDe a kezem még mindig arany óraAztán vigyázzál magadraKülönben le leszel tagadvaMár nem tudok mit kitalálniVelem így nem kell játszadozniTalálhatsz mást magadnak bébiDe így nem lesz belőled sajtburger Chorus Sajthambi, 880 forintSajthambi, bébi körömmel is kérheti …

Letra “Eric Andre – Black Scientologists” Official Lyrics Upbeat Marching music Megaphone noises Eric Andre:Not alot of people know this but L. Ron Hubbard was a black man! Wyatt Cenac:TRUTH! Eric Andre:His real name was L. Ron HoyabembeWho do we want? Group:Xenu! Eric Andre:When do we want him? Group:10 trillion years! Megaphone noises Eric Andre:This sounds …

Letra “Onkel Dum & Bananerne – Gætteleg” Official Lyrics Omkvæd Åben munden og luk øjneneNu ska’ vi have os lidt muntert halløjMen det kræver du er med på en gættelegHvad er det jeg kommer i munden på dig? Vers 1 Jeg indrømmer blankt at den er eksalteretDens tilstand rimer på …

Letra “DJ Pichula – QUIERO CACHAR” Official Lyrics Intro: DJ Pichula Maldita cuarentena¡Ya quiero cachar! Pre-Estribillo: DJ Pichula Maldita cuarentena¡Ya quiero cachar!¡Quiero-quiero-quiero, quiero cachar!Maldita cuarentena¡Ya quiero cachar!¡Quiero-quiero-quiero, quiero cachar! Estribillo: DJ Pichula ¡Quiero cachar, quiero cachar!¡Quiero-quiero-quiero, quiero cachar!¡Quiero cachar, quiero cachar!¡Quiero-quiero-quiero, quiero cachar!Cachar!, cachar!, cachar!, cachar!¡Quiero-quiero-quiero, quiero cachar!Cachar!, cachar!, cachar!, …

Letra “The Frivolous Five – Tijuana Taxi” Official Lyrics The Frivolous Five – Tijuana Taxi

Letra “The Frivolous Five – Mexican Shuffle” Official Lyrics The Frivolous Five – Mexican Shuffle

Letra “The Frivolous Five – Zorba the Greek” Official Lyrics The Frivolous Five – Zorba the Greek

Letra “The Frivolous Five – All My Loving” Official Lyrics The Frivolous Five – All My Loving

Letra “The Frivolous Five – A Taste of Honey” Official Lyrics The Frivolous Five – A Taste of Honey

Letra “Deutsch-Österreichisches Feingefühl – Trude” Official Lyrics Songtext zu “Trude” Skit ERZÄHLERTrude, die TeufelstaubeBegleiten Sie Trude, das teuflische Taubenmonster auf seinem todbringenden Streifzug durch Europas Städte. Heute: In Wien Eines schönen Nachmittags im Wertheimsteinpark. Wie jeden Tag kommt Frau Aloisia K. mit eineinhalb Kilogramm Taubenfutter in den in der abendlichen …

Letra “JLP Luxx – Balls Pt.2″ Official Lyrics Intro (Soundloud Version Fake Tag: Jetson Made Another one)Tag: YamaDa!Uh, let’s goBalls in my mouth, let’s go, balls (Whew, whew)Balls, ooh, balls, balls (Whew, okay)Wait, pauseLet’s go Chorus Kissed my bro one timeI had to do it, he fineToot that thing way …

Letra “JLP Luxx – !FREEZIN” Official Lyrics Intro Tag: YamaDa!Huh, yeahHuh, yeahHuh, yeah (Uh)(Just got the new Yeezys in the mail)Let’s go Chorus Lean on me, wait, what, Huh?Yeah, lean on meThe wiener on fleek, bitch (Bitch, bitch)Im pushing that tankThat shit on E, Its Freezin (Bitch huh yeah)My penis …

Letra “Leno Brega – Trepada em Cuiabá” Official Lyrics Letra de “Trepada em Cuiabá” com Leno Brega Verso 1 Certa noite em Campo Grande eu dei a maior trepadaCom uma linda cuiabana da bunda avantajadaA trepada foi tão grande que eu acho que desmaieiNo outro dia, cedinho, só um bilhete …

Letra “EJM (TVFilthyFrank2) – White Is Right 2” Official Lyrics Fuckin’, all the gross shit is drippin’ from my strokeFuckin’ in the barn made my cum as thick as lardFuckin’ on a horse, now my wife wants a divorceFuckin’ on your hoes she screamed “e-i-e-i-o!” Yeah I’m from the south. …

Letra “EJM (TVFilthyFrank2) – Incel (Remix)” Official Lyrics Ay, ayAy, what? Yeah. Ok. Skrt skrt skrt. Boss I need some pussyPlease, please, please just give me your pussyI bet it feels wet and I bet it feels mushyI, I never get laid I’m an incelI feel like Jeffrey Epstein in …

Letra “EJM (TVFilthyFrank2) – Pedophile Swag” Official Lyrics This right here is my pedophile swa-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-ag Gosh you make me sick30 year tripCrave to rob a bitchLike she got an extra stitchI’m in a white vanDriving with a planYeah, I get flat cuz I got candy in the backI’m on the …

Letra “InsideOut A Cappella – Peanut Butter and Jelly” Official Lyrics Intro You’ve got hoagies and heroes or ham on whole wheatGrilled cheese, BLTs, pita bread stuffed with meatTuna fish and egg salad, Sloppy Joes, and paniniAnd don’t forget gyros, French dip, and crostini (Yeah, Luigi)But the greatest of sandwiches, …

Letra “Tank and the Bangas – Mr. Bluebell” Official Lyrics Verse 1 Hey, Mr. Bluebell with the soft white skinEven tone and your pretty blue eyesI’d like to bake a bit ‘bout ‘Merican pieGrab a chair, we’ll let you take a big bite (Big bite)We’ll have a conversation about the …

Letra “Onkel Dum & Bananerne – Ska' Det Være Os Tre?” Official Lyrics Vers 1 Jeg var led og kedJeg var helt slidt nedOg trængte desperat til kærlighedDet var faktisk en hektisk og hård periodeJeg drak til jeg blev fuldstændig fluedum i hovedetJeg famlede i blindeOg ramlede ind i hendeDe grå og …

Letra “Izoki – I EAT WASABI” Official Lyrics YYrds”>Hook – Wasabi bitch I eat wasabiWasabi bitch I eat wasabiMy new bih she call me papiMy new bih she call me papi Verse 1 – I be rolling the sushi eat it with protein you give her spaghetti me give her …

Letra “Уральские Пельмени (Uralskiye Pelmeni) – ЛЭП им. Бр ( Power line named after Br)” Official Lyrics YYrds”>Текст песни “Лэпимбр” Куплет 1 Я лэпимбров немало страивалЯ электрик по жизни простойИ не раз на лэпимбры высокиеЗалезал я за свежей искройШёл по миру в резиновых ботикахОт ампера я вольт разделялПлоскогубцами ток пассатиживалВ …

Letra “Уральские Пельмени (Uralskiye Pelmeni) – Пьяный батя (Drunk dad)” Official Lyrics YYrds”>Текст песни “Пьяный батя” Куплет Мне сегодня можно всёПапа всё мне разрешилРассказал как встретил мамуЗажигалку подарилДелал он со мной урокиМебель пробовал чинитьГоворил что будет братикПостарается родитьРаза три при мне отжалсяДал попробовать мне шпротПоказал он как свободноЛампочка заходит в …

Letra “Уральские Пельмени (Uralskiye Pelmeni) – Подкаблучник (Henpecked)” Official Lyrics YYrds”>Текст песни “Подкаблучник” Куплет 1 Пораньше встану яКуплю цветов букетЕщё огромный тортКоробочку конфетЖена проснётся, ноЕй делать нечегоЯ позаботился об этом с вечераПосуда вымытаЦветы политыеПолы надраеныИ дети сытыеИ не при чём вобще8 марта здесьНа то, что я такойСвоя причина есть cujBpY …

Letra “LUCKHAOS – ​abertura do ben 10 mas eu estou gritando a letra” Official Lyrics YYrds”>Letra de “abertura do ben 10 mas eu estou gritando a letra” com LUCKHAOS Verso A história começou quando um relógio esquisitoGrudou no pulso dele, vindo lá do infinitoAgora tem poderes e com eles faz …

Letra “Уральские Пельмени (Uralskiye Pelmeni) – Подштанники (Underpants)” Official Lyrics YYrds”>Текст песни «Подштанники» Куплет 1 У каждого мужчины есть маленькая тайнаХранит он её с детства, она необычайнаОн в ней души не чает, она нужна для делаЕё он ощущает, конкретной частью тела Припев Подштанники, подштанники, подштанникиНа улице в мороз без паникиПод …

Letra “Уральские Пельмени (Uralskiye Pelmeni) – Песня про холодильник (The song about the refrigerator)” Official Lyrics YYrds”>Текст песни «Песня про холодильник (Поезд пассажирный)» Куплет 1: Вячеслав Мясников, Сергей Исаев Ах, как хочется быть худымАх, как хочется стройным бытьРозово-щёким и молодымИз размеров только м-ки носитьНо как же хочется на ночь поестьПеред …

Letra “Уральские Пельмени (Uralskiye Pelmeni) – Одноклассники (Classmates)” Official Lyrics YYrds”>Текст песни «Одноклассники» Куплет 1: Вячеслав Мясников, Дмитрий Брекоткин, Вместе Я познакомился с ней в “Одноклассниках”Она там была прекраснаяНа фото блондинка виднаяА в жизни вообще не ликвидная!Я познакомилась с ним в “Одноклассниках”Он был там качек в стрингах красненькихВесь такой загорелыйА …

Letra “Уральские Пельмени (Uralskiye Pelmeni) – Мандарин мне в рот (Tangerine in my mouth)” Official Lyrics YYrds”>Текст песни «Мандарин мне в рот» Куплет 1 Продержаться б ровно суткиЭти сутки очень жуткиТретий час стою я в пробкеВезу пакеты и коробкиСуета сует предновогодняяВ магазинах лемита иногородняяНадо было всё купить двадцать девятогоЧто-ж тяну я каждый год-то до …

Letra “Уральские Пельмени (Uralskiye Pelmeni) – Гимн студенческого стройотряда (Anthem of the student construction team)” Official Lyrics YYrds”>Текст песни «Гимн студенческого стройотряда» Куплет Наденем же снова мы куртки зелёныеВдохнём аромат целиныИ вспомним от жаркого пота солёныеСлавные летние дниИ вспомним от жаркого пота солёныеСлавные летние дниВспомним как утро встречали подъёмамиИ как …

Letra “Уральские Пельмени (Uralskiye Pelmeni) – Нано-Нина (Nano-Nina)” Official Lyrics YYrds”>Текст песни «Нано-Нина» Интро Рхэтро песня праа нано-любофь Куплет 1 Было так, я знавал женщин многихИ цветы я бросал им под ногиНо ответом мне было на этоУходящие вдаль силуэтыИ отбросив всех женщин реальныхПогрузился я в мир виртуальныйИ создал там себе …

Letra “Уральские Пельмени (Uralskiye Pelmeni) – Дворовая песня (Yard song)” Official Lyrics YYrds”>Текст песни «Дворовая песня» Часть 1 Куплет 1: Сергей Исаев, Дмитрий Соколов, Вместе Жил ушастый во дворе парнишкаНо не сразу он ушастым сталБез вины парнишку участковыйЗа уши жестоко оттаскалИ с тех пор парнишку стало видноДаже из соседнего двораЛетом …

Letra “Bope – Dan the Can-Garoo” Official Lyrics YYrds”>Verse 1 I remember a time whenDan the kangaroo wasNowhere to be foundNot in my houseI remember a timeSipping wine from chalicesEating waffles from silver plattersNo kangaroo on the matterI remember a time wearingAnything would feel alrightNot a second thought on my …

Letra “Уральские Пельмени (Uralskiye Pelmeni) – Песня про физкультуру (A song about physical education)” Official Lyrics YYrds”>Текст песни “Песня про физкультуру” Припев 1 А физкультура, ты культура физическая2 урока – схема классическаяВот пробежаться бы сейчас до столовки той опятьИ всем в компот наплевать! Припев 2 А физкультура, ты культура физическая2 …

Letra “Уральские Пельмени (Uralskiye Pelmeni) – Люди – звери (People are animals)” Official Lyrics YYrds”>Текст песни “Человек царь зверей (Люди – звери)” Куплет 1: Сергей Исаев Животные разные нас окружаютВажную роль в нашей жизни играютМы вам простой пример приведёмКак мы своих любимых зовём: Припев 1: Сергей Исаев Заинька, Рыбка, Птичка, …

Letra “HtakerFamily – Te rezo 🛐” Official Lyrics YYrds”>Estribillo – JJOTTA MC & Lonly: Me encontre una chica muy bonitaYo me preguntaba Ig de la minita?

Letra “EmanuelDaProphet – Rockout” Official Lyrics YYrds”>Intro (Ayy yo Q, play that) Thank you, LordHuh, huh, EmanuelDaProphet(Yeah) Yes Chorus Holy Spirit take over, let’s rock out (Uh huh)I done picked the Word up and put the Glock down (Yes)Evil thoughts tryna come to me and they got shot down (Ayy, …

Letra “Jon Niklas Rønning – Den fineste Tesla'n” Official Lyrics YYrds”>Hu ba’n åt te sæFor i kveld sku’ de på bøgdaMøte mor og far på barndomsgården sinHan var en jævel på Oslo BørsDet hadde’n styr påMen han hører ikke forskjell på ku og kaninHan kommer fra et helt annet miljøDer …

Letra “Steven Wright – This Woman I Met” Official Lyrics YYrds”>I met this woman and I really liked her as soon as I met her. All I could think of was wondering if there was the opposite of a restraining order. I liked her ‘cause she wasn’t normal. She liked …

Letra “Steven Wright – Friends of Mine Song” Official Lyrics YYrds”>This next song doesn’t go something like thisIt goes exactly like this Eddy was a friend of mineHe was killed playing checkersYou know that term “king me”?The other guy wasn’t sure what he said Phil was a friend of mineHe …

Letra “Ваганыч (Vaganich) – Грибы тает лёд на гитаре (Griby Ice’s Melting on guitar)” Official Lyrics YYrds”>Текст песни «Грибы тает лёд на гитаре» Интро Пф-ф-ф…Закрой глаза, всё постепенноИ тебя тут никто не заменитУтро подарит нам это мгновениеИ холода за окном не помехаПока мы здесь, в тёплой постелиВолсы. А!Закрой глаза, всё …

Letra “Ваганыч (Vaganich) – гречка мама прости на гитаре (Greachka I’m Sorry, Mom On guitar)” Official Lyrics YYrds”>Текст песни «гречка мама прости на гитаре » Куплет 1 Вечер субботы, я иду гулятьОделась я по топу, накрасилась, как блядьДля мамы я с подружкой, на самом деле нетТусуюсь на квартире с какими-то …

Letra “Ваганыч (Vaganich) – Gayle – abcdefu на гитаре (Gayle – abcdefu on guitar)” Official Lyrics YYrds”>Текст песни «Gayle – abcdefu на гитаре» Интро Fuck you and your mom and your sister and your jobAnd your broke-ass car and that shit you call artFuck you and your friends that I’ll …

Letra “NateWantsToBattle – Bones (BTS)” Official Lyrics YYrds”>”We’re shooting Boones, it’s a song that may or may not be about my DnD character. No confirmation here, but even though it pretty much is, so it’s fine. We’ve uh, this is really cool- well, it’s nice up here, but downstairs it’s …

Letra “Lil Droptop Golf Cart – Still Twerking on the Opps” Official Lyrics YYrds”>2021 imma fucking twerking on the oppsAyy put my pp out ima bust on the oppsYour momma look like Scotty PippenScrath on my balls then imma sniff emImma fuck on your fucking mamma ayyImma fuck on your …

Letra “Deutsch-Österreichisches Feingefühl – In der Tierhandlung, 1. Folge” Official Lyrics YYrds”>KUNDEGuten Tag! TIERHÄNDLERTag! KUNDEI kumm da wegn den Hund, wos i ma do vua vierzehn Tag bei Ihnen in Ihnera, Ihnera Tierhandlung kauft hob. TIERHÄNDLERIs a brav’s Viecherl, gön S’? cujBpY KUNDEJo, kau ma nix sogn, is a, is a brav’s Viecherl, jo …

Letra “B.A.Johnston – I Like You More Than Garlic Fingers” Official Lyrics YYrds”>I wake up and I’m so lostI can still taste theThe donair sauce And I wish that I was waking up next to youInstead of in my dirty TV roomAnd I know that I will never find loveCuz no …

Letra “Deutsch-Österreichisches Feingefühl – In der Tierhandlung, 3. Folge” Official Lyrics YYrds”>Songtext zu “In der Tierhandlung, 3. Folge” KUNDEGuten Tag! TIERHÄNDLEROje. Scho wieder Sie. KUNDEGehn S’, i kumm do erst des dritte Moi. cujBpY TIERHÄNDLERMir is, wie wann S’ jeden Tag kummaten. KUNDEGehn S’, und i gfreu mi immer so, wann i …

Letra “B.A.Johnston – Have Fun On Warp Tour” Official Lyrics YYrds”>Have fun on Warped Tour babyWill heWill he take off his wristbands when heHolds you in his moms car Cool rock and roll bullet beltsCool rock and roll haircutsAnd I have no one to blame but myselfAnd it’s all my fault …

Letra “Deutsch-Österreichisches Feingefühl – In der Tierhandlung, 2. Folge” Official Lyrics YYrds”>Songtext zu “In der Tierhandlung, 2. Folge” KUNDEWos, wos ham S’ für, für Vögel? TIERHÄNDLERAn sehr günstigen Marabu hamma grad frisch reinkriegt. KUNDEAn wos? Ein Marabu? Wo is’n der, der, der Marabu? cujBpY TIERHÄNDLERHint, im Lager. KUNDEWieso? Wie groß …

Letra “A.J. Smith (Mega Shadow) – U Hate 2 See It” Official Lyrics YYrds”>Intro YeahStop investing in this shit(I hate when people invest in NFT’s)(Jack, stop) Chorus You hate to see it, what you doin’, A.J. Smith?You sold your Lambo’ just for cryptoWhat you on? This a whole new lowYour …

Letra “Shirley Șerban  – You're In My Chair” Official Lyrics Chorus You’re in my chair(Meow-meow, meow-meow)Each day you’re now there(Meow-meow, meow-meow)I like the odd stroke(Meow-meow, meow-meow)But this is a joke(Meow-meow, meow-meow)This is my domain(Meow-meow, meow-meow)You’re now being a pain(Meow-meow, meow-meow)You’re home all the time – minion, why?Please go back to work …

Letra “ShirleyȘerban – Bohemian Catsody” Official Lyrics Intro Staying up all night, race ‘round the house at 3Show you my backside, after nudging you to pet meObsessed with flies, a box half my size fits me…owI choose to employ you, now attend to me (You’re my staff)Open the door, I’ll …

Letra “Maddyson – Саня ты в порядке? (Are you OK, Sanya?)” Official Lyrics Текст песни «Саня ты в порядке?» Интро Очень тяжело сводить песни просто…Ща… Куплет Он вошел через окошкоАнус потрепать хотел немножкоОн проник в его квартируС настроением не мирнымCаня наш его приметилИ с локтя хотел ответитьНо у Сани нет …

Letra “Maddyson – Знаешь ли ты (Do you know)” Official Lyrics Текст песни «Знаешь ли ты» Куплет 1 Я так привык жить один с правой сильною рукойВстречать рассветы, любоваться на хуй вставший свойМне баба не нужна она полнейшее говноНо ты пришла, тупая шлюха Припев Знаешь ли ты, как дрочить мой …

Letra “DannyGonzalez – League of Legends (Danny’s Version)” Official Lyrics Intro I am in the middle of carrying (carrying)A League of Legends gaaaame! Verse 1 About to close it outAnd my bra-less wife brings me a sandwich (Not asked for)With chips as I get a double kill bot lane. (Woah-oh-oooohhhhh) Outro So hoooooowwwww is …

Letra “Ебанько (Eban'ko) – На теплоходе (On the ship)” Official Lyrics Текст песни «На теплоходе» Куплет 1: Фома Теплоходный гудок разбудил городокНа причале столпился народКак назло, но опять захотелось поссатьКак не вовремя, ёбаный в рот! Как не вовремя, ёбаный в рот Припев: Макарена, Бусенка & Фома На теплоходе музыка играетЯ …

Letra “B.A.Johnston – My Gut” Official Lyrics You were once a tiny babyAnd I can’t believe how big you’re gettingAnd it’s true that you are a part of meAnd it’s true that one day you will kill me Oh my gutMy gut, my gutIt just showed upMy gut, my gutI …

Letra “B.A.Johnston – Sister's Hash, Mom's Smokes, Dad's Whiskey” Official Lyrics One, two, three, four Got the keys to the CamryI wanna get messed up tonightI don’t work til Friday and it’s Wednesday night Don’t wanna be soberWanna get as lit up as I canGo to bed when I see …

Letra “B.A.Johnston – You Kissed Me At The Bus Station” Official Lyrics You kissed me at the bus stationAs the fog rolled inIt was 6 AM in the morning Homeless people hanging aroundDrinking McDonald’s coffeeAt the downtown Hamilton bus station Oh you were so coldYou pulled your coat around your …

Letra “B.A.Johnston – The Greyhound Shall Kill Me” Official Lyrics We’re good to go? Who’s awake at 5 AM?Oh yeah, I amAt the Regina Greyhound stationWatching CNN And a woman with one eye stares at meShe lost her good eye so she stares evil-yI think she wants my seat closer …

Letra “B.A.Johnston – I Rock The Hawkins” Official Lyrics I don’t mess with Cheese PuffsI don’t mess with Chester CheetahAnd I judge you Cheese Puff eatahsBow down to a cheezie that’s superior I’m always rockin’ the HawkinsIt’s got real cheese in itI think it’s how I’m still alive I never …

Letra “B.A.Johnston – Flintstones Vitamins and Jamesons” Official Lyrics Ever since you left I’m hanging on by a threadI just can’t seem to get out of bedI got the AC cranked, it’s cold in this roomIt feels just like a fridge or a tombThere’s a bottle of Jamesons I keep right by my headI do …

Letra “B.A.Johnston – Date Night” Official Lyrics Date nightI know it’s a clichéWe were sweatpants every dayWe watch TVWe stare at our phone screens I wanna take you downtownI wanna throw some money aroundLet’s eat at a place with napkins you can’t throw awayI wanna take you out tonight cujBpY …

Letra “B.A.Johnston – Chud Love” Official Lyrics You ready? C.H.U.D., why are you biting everything that you see?So mean and green on my, my TV screenJust like the big wheel of the same nameThey called it the Green Machine Why do you bite people C.H.U.D.?Because you’re like me, so lonely? …

Letra “B.A.Johnston – Circle The Bowl” Official Lyrics Who drives a Dodge Caravan?I drive a Dodge CaravanWho eats Pizza Pizza?I eat Pizza Pizza It’s a piece of shitBut I’ll drive in itIt’s a piece of shitBut I eat it Had a good sliceFive years agoAnd I keep tryingTo repeat it …

Letra “B.A.Johnston – I Want To Love You But I Am Too Stupid” Official Lyrics Talking science and mathI smile and nod and talk out my assI can make you laughBut I’m useless when it comes to your TurboTax We can hang out watch JeopardyBut I’m scared the Daily Double …

Letra “B.A.Johnston – Old and Lame” Official Lyrics Super high at Canada’s WonderlandWaiting for the Steve Miller BandRode The Bat about five times“Take The Money And Run”Yo it blew my mind Smoking weedIn the shrubsFuck securityThey are schlubs cujBpY Man, I miss being dumbMiss smoking BTs under a bridge at …

Letra “B.A.Johnston – Shitty Cat” Official Lyrics Go in the kitchen and I see my catOn the counter eating taco meatSay to my cat “What the hell you doing”Looks at me, keeps eating taco meat I got a shitty catShitty CatYo man, he’s looking at meI got a shitty catLooks at me and then he …

Letra “B.A.Johnston – What A Wonderfully Mediocre Day” Official Lyrics Sit on the couchAnd I’m watching Next GenMaybe I will drink three beersScratch thatMaybe I will drink four beers Gonna shred some no name RufflesGonna crush some name brand dipCuz you can skimp on the chipsBut don’t you dare dare …

Letra “B.A.Johnston – You Can Love Someone And Hate The Things They Love” Official Lyrics You can love someone who hates the things you loveMs. Pac-Man and assorted subsYou can love someone and hate the things they loveCBC 3 bands and purple knit gloves And you will find someone somedayWho …

Letra “B.A.Johnston – Our Love Is Like the Cleveland Browns” Official Lyrics Our love is like the Cleveland BrownsSeems cursed, and in a lunch bucket townBut we still keep hanging onHoping one day that we’ll win one Our love is like the Detroit LionsAlways ruins ThanksgivingBut you realize it’s the …

Letra “B.A.Johnston – Your Car Is A Bin” Official Lyrics I know it’s not my jobTo throw slugs at other slobsBut I see seagulls in the rearview mirrorAnd they’re getting nearer and nearer Buddy, clean up your carIt’s a binIt’s a binBuddy, clean up your carBin bin bin bin bin …

Letra “B.A.Johnston – BK Has A New King” Official Lyrics Empire is crumbling, Darth needs workBK is hiring night managersDarth brings his resume in, he uses the ForceHe is a shoe in, he can’t be ignored BK has got a new king nowDarth VaderHe will teach those teenagers howTo cook a Whopper JuniorBK has got …

Letra “B.A.Johnston – I Miss 90s Hash” Official Lyrics I’m old, I’m greyBody messed up in every wayI’m getting older day to dayI’m getting older day to day I don’t miss my youthI’m lying!Don’t miss my Super NintendoYou know I’m lyingDon’t miss my tapered jeansAnd my body ? tapered jeans …

Letra “B.A.Johnston – Moving To A Ski Town” Official Lyrics Wanna move to a ski town, wanna move to a ski townWanna be a lifty and I wanna ride powderWanna wear a toque all year long, even in summerAnd I wanna date a girl from Australia Chorus Tell me, tell …

Letra “Ебанько (Eban'ko) – Машина (Car)” Official Lyrics Текст песни «Машина» Я купил себе машину, думал, круче не найтиОткатал на ней неделю — сдохла, мать её ети Машина, блядь, ломается, в неё бабло вливаетсяА как захочу продать, то не получается Отвалился руль под вечер, а я нёсся сто пятьдесятРаздавил в …

Letra “B.A.Johnston – Rollin On Empties” Official Lyrics When your wallet is so emptySave your week and take back your emptiesYou can take your dad’s Toyota CamryDon’t spill stale beer on his upholstery Labatt 50 I love you, you were there from the startIt’s just too bad that we grew …

Letra “B.A.Johnston – I Feel Like Wesley Snipes” Official Lyrics Wesley Snipes is only 3 feet tallI know a girl she served him at the HMVShe said he bought some CDs I feel like Wesley Snipes tonight White men can’t jump, hell noWhite men can’t jump, hell noAsk Woody HarrelsonLegally …

Letra “B.A.Johnston – Straight Outta Cobden” Official Lyrics Who’d a thought this Ford Crown VictoriaWould run out of gas on this northern stretch of roadWho woulda thought that a town would let you pitch a tent in a park For just four dollars a tent loadI can’t believe we didn’t see the gas light …

Letra “B.A.Johnston – Raised By The Wooden Spoon” Official Lyrics Me and my brothers playing ColecoVisionWe’re rocking Donkey KongWe’re on a fake leather couchWe’ve got kangaroo shoes onThose are the shoes with the little pocket for your changeYou get it in and then it never would escape Four o’clock the …

Letra “B.A.Johnston – I Miss You Arcade” Official Lyrics My babysitter ignores us to play Donkey KongPausing only to smoke Craven A’sMy brothers and I stood in the back of the Hollow Valley TavernHoping that she’d give us a quarter to play Oh, I miss arcadesAnd the 7-Eleven, oh, it …

Letra “B.A.Johnston – Dirtbag Beach” Official Lyrics Jump in the water, I get wetShit, forgot my cigarettes Oh dirtbag beach, I wanna goDirtbag beach, I wanna go Kids throwing rocks at the seagullsMom takes away their Pringles Oh dirtbag beach, I wanna goDirtbag beach, I wanna go cujBpY Got my …

Letra “B.A.Johnston – Sesame Street Fighter” Official Lyrics PBS taught me more than my, my ABCsIt also taught me how to get downAnd be super mean We got Bert fighting ErnieIn an alley behind Mr. Hooper’s storeCuz you know Bert could not take Ernie’s shit anymore We got a Sesame …

Letra “B.A.Johnston – Strange Things Afoot At The Circle K” Official Lyrics Strange things afoot at the Circle KI guess my baby’s not my babyAnd she’s gone faster than a Dodge Neon run she’s goneAnd she ran faster than Ben Johnson ranShe ran, and she’s gone Murder, she wroteMurder, she …

Letra “B.A.Johnston – Truffle Shuffle” Official Lyrics Where did Sloth go?Where did Chunk go?Are they somewhere sleeping in a condo?Eating Babe Ruth, watching TVThey’re great friends, they’re super roomies Hanging out with Data, hanging out with MouthBut they’re not hanging out with Sean AstinThey don’t like him since he made …

Letra “B.A.Johnston – Dating Northbay Girls In The 1990s” Official Lyrics Oh we spent another night drinkingI’m pretty sure it’s after 2 AMAnd your mom she’s probably gonna yell at us againBut I don’t mind cuz she only yells in French I don’t understand a thing your mom sayWhen she …

Letra “B.A.Johnston – Captain's Table” Official Lyrics I eat breakfast at the Captain’s tableIt’s not really a black tie affairSometimes I’m not wearing a shirtSometimes my cat is there So Soggies stay awayYou’re not invited to this soireeIt’s VIPs only at the Captain’s tableJust me and Captain CrunchThough technically since …

Letra “B.A.Johnston – Steve Guttenburg” Official Lyrics Steve Guttenburg, Steve GuttenburgDon’t forget me like Steve GuttenburgAnd shut me out without a wordDon’t forget me like Steve Guttenburg Police Academy 1 was funPolice Academy 2 was slightly less funBy the time we get to Police Academy 4: Citizen On PatrolYou’re bored, …

Letra “B.A.Johnston – Taste The Shame” Official Lyrics The orange and green lights they arePulling me in againThe orange and green lights they arePulling me in againAnd I’m taking three steps forwardAnd two steps back againTaking a couple steps out into the streetA few steps on some old man’s lawn …

Letra “B.A.Johnston – Minivan Rollin'” Official Lyrics I feel like Rock N’ Bowl tonightBut the neon lights don’t help me to roll strikesJust gutter balls, just like my lifeExcept I’m wearing better shoes than I do in my life Minivan rollin’Minivan rollin’Don’t care where it’s goin’To Blockbuster to ? Or …

Letra “B.A.Johnston – Drink With Me” Official Lyrics Swim with me in a lake of Labatt 50Fed by a waterfall of OVIf it rains, rain down Jäger shotsLong as it doesn’t rain tequila shotsCuz it makes me sick like in Grade 9 Come on drink with meWe’ll drink past tipsyUntil …

Letra “B.A.Johnston – Crushing Coke Cans, Counting Dead Raccoons” Official Lyrics Driving across this here landJust one man in a minivanDriving across a land too bigFor one man and one minivan If I gotta see Wawa Ontario just one more timeI tell yaIt’s one more time than I can stand …

Letra “B.A.Johnston – Bad Cat Sitter” Official Lyrics I’m a bad cat sitterIgnore sweet Mr. WhiskersI’m a bad cat sitterNot gonna change the litter Something’s got ahold of meOh something’s got ahold of meMy couch has got ahold of meMy couch has got ahold of meI don’t wanna walk two blocks down to your …

Letra “B.A.Johnston – Certified Cold Is The Way To Go” Official Lyrics A thousand degrees, don’t wanna go outsideI’m gonna sit indoors, I’m gonna shred Coors LightI got the Sega turned on, Sonic he runs wildI love that hedgehog and his super fast style You might think that I’m a …

Letra “B.A.Johnston – Hot Nerd” Official Lyrics All the girls I loved beforeWorked in libraries and convenience storesAnd the pickup lines I wished I had a million timesProbably wouldn’t have worked anywaysBut I probably should have tried Hot nerd, hot nerdWhat can I do?Hot nerd, hot nerdTo get next to …

Letra “B.A.Johnston – Snow Shovel Blues” Official Lyrics If I have to shovel another centimetre of snowIf I have to shovel another centimetre of snowYou’ll find me facedown at the end of my drivewayWaiting for the small sidewalk plow to come and take me away And I know I’m not …

Letra “B.A.Johnston – Retro Hell” Official Lyrics They’re dry humping to My SharonaThey’re making out to Do The JitterbugAnd as sure as my Angel she’s the centerfoldI wish it was 2 A.M The bar’s got no first aid kitThe bar has got no band-aidsAnd since it’s my job to pick up broken bottles and …

Letra “B.A.Johnston – Previa” Official Lyrics Do you want to go to the picture show?We can go to the drive-inWe can sit so close Take my Toyota PreviaPreviaPrevia Take my Toyota PreviaPreviaPrevia cujBpY Do you want to go to the mandarin buffet?We can stuff ourselves with tons of crab legs …

Letra “B.A.Johnston – Love Me Like My Minivan” Official Lyrics I want a love I can understandThe love a soccer mom feels for her minivanDependable starts when you turn the keyLots of room for all your groceries I don’t want no love that breaks downLeaving you stranded in a daze …

Letra “B.A.Johnston – Pep And Ched” Official Lyrics At the Big Stop you’re a perfect pairAt the dairy cooler just hanging out thereYou’re a symbol of a perfect lovePerfect love And proof that there is a God up aboveWho knows that salty meatsAre best served when packagedWith some kind of …

Letra “B.A.Johnston – No Pancakes In Heaven” Official Lyrics There’s no IHOP up in heavenThere’s no Denny’s up in the cloudsJesus don’t eat no grand slam breakfastCuz in heaven only Waffle House is allowed Met Saint Peter at the Golden GateHe said for a guy who just had a stroke …

Letra “B.A.Johnston – Too Dumb To Live” Official Lyrics Mr. SubCarrot TopJim BelushiPaul Blart: Mall Cop We didn’t start the fireBut if we didWould the universe shed a tear ifWe threw David Spade in? We are too dumb to liveOur brains they’re like big sievesWe’re drooling pinheads all the timeThis …

Letra “B.A.Johnston – The Dishwasher Stands Alone” Official Lyrics Well the waitress don’t careAnd they flirt with the bounce-airsOh dishwasher, you stand alone They smoke all your drugsAnd give you goodnight hugsOh dishwasher, you stand alone And the cutlery piles highHigh into the skyOh dishwasher, you stand alone cujBpY Oh …

Letra “B.A.Johnston – Roll Teddy Roll” Official Lyrics I’m stealing cableHee hee hee hee hoI’m stealing cableTed Rogers he goes “no” Ted Rogers rollin’He just rolling in his grave, you knowI can’t stop smilingThinking ’bout all the money I save I’m stealing cableHee hee hee hee yeahI’m stealing cableFu-huh-huh-uck yeah …

Letra “B.A.Johnston – Whitesnakes” Official Lyrics Well I am so filled rageI’m like a rat in a cageI’m just stuck here on the bowl My roommates they have whitesnaked meUsed up all the T.PI bet they stashed in their rooms I buy all the shit ticketsMy roommates use them and …

Letra “FAT Krrent – Father's Day” Official Lyrics HOOK: FAT KrrentBitch I don’t want your fuckin moneyJust wish me Father’s Day (why?)Cuz I’m your fatherAin’t no money, treats, promises, bullshit gifts manJust wish me Father’s day (respectfully)Cuz I’m your father mate Don’t want your moneyGet your noob ass right out of my …

Letra “B.A.Johnston – As I Am In Tim Hortons, I Realize I Hate Tim Hortons” Official Lyrics Not gonna turn this car aroundThere’ll be another one before we leave townWe’ll buy some everything bagels unless they’ve run outThen we’ll turn this car around And we’ll be sitting in Tim HortonsBeing …

Letra “B.A.Johnston – CILF” Official Lyrics C-I-L-FOh, you car I’d love to fuckWell I’d kiss you if I couldI wonder are those lips are they under the hood? Cuz you are the one for meMy wood paneled AMCI don’t care if you’re covered in rustAnd that engine is messed up …

Letra “B.A.Johnston – Lonnie Anderson” Official Lyrics Take my Grade 10 scienceGonna build me a time machineGonna set that dial for CincinattiLate 1970 Tell me if I met ya before Burt ReynoldsWould you have married me? Lonnie AndersonOh Lonnie AndersonWKRP in CincinnatiLonnie AndersonOh Lonnie AndersonFall in love with you on my late night TV screen …

Letra “B.A.Johnston – Monster Squad” Official Lyrics I don’t want no jobWanna join Monster SquadWanna kill monsters all night longWanna sleep all day long Wolfman’s only weakness ohAside from silver bullets is Wolfman’s got nardsWolfman’s got nardsWolfman’s got na-na-na-na-nards cujBpY Dracula piss you offYou mess him up with a stake …

Letra “B.A.Johnston – Luke Skywalker Is A Whiney Baby” Official Lyrics Luke has to go to Tosche StationTo get power converters againBut he gets denied permissionFrom his uncle Owen Obi-Wan Kenobi lets Darth Vader kill himCuz he can’t stand the thought ofFive more minutes of Luke Skywalker Jedi training Luke …

Letra “B.A.Johnston – Love = NBA Jam” Official Lyrics Why do you have to go to sleep ohIt’s only nine-thirtyI know you have to workYou have to get up early But I love the nightLove to see you in the nightWhen the sun goes downDarkness covers up this rat hole …

Letra “Tank and the Bangas – Who's in Charge” Official Lyrics Intro (Here we go)(Here we go) Verse 1 Homer Simpson, Marge SimpsonComing by your houseWatch your TV, where’s your cable?Put it there, Netflix on your table, on your tableI’m sitting by like youI’m sitting by like you doI’m not …

Letra “Monty Python – Introduction, Pt. 1 (Pt. 1)” Official Lyrics (bidrs chirping) Good evening. We apologize most sincerely, to those of you who have bought this record under the impression that it was, in any way, connected with the television program “Monty Python’s Flying Circus”. This was due to …

Letra “KZ & E1guan – Diulama” Official Lyrics KZ & E1guan「Diulama」歌詞 前奏: E1guan 行撚開 唔好再亂咁擺一副 Hi-Fi 喺街 副歌: E1guan, KZ 我請你唔好再 (Woo!)二十歲係處扮可愛佢個 look 確實可惡 仲要大碼衫配瀨屎褲我請你台 Hi-Fi 舊到死咪抬出街冇暗瘡又黏膠布 柒到死直頭反肚 cujBpY 主歌一: E1guan, KZ 我見佢對我抬頭 笑意淫淫發我姣呀？She gonna 咸濕 me 呀我咁俊俏廢撚事呀 show 佢我叫乜名講啦 handsome boy仲幾不羈確實喂坐下坐下有架嘢 chok 下 chok 下泊埋嚟搏昅柒頭佢咁核突咪眼昅昅 我嬲㗎兩秒佢愛上我嘅典雅 我即刻 show muscle佢兩眼裡嘅靈魂似告訴我我已迷魂他的心我好無辜 …

Letra “PeanutButterGamer – Wheels on the Bus” Official Lyrics Intro And now introducing a very special solo from PeanutButterGamer Verse The wheels on the bus go ‘round and ‘round‘Round and ‘round Outro Huh…Somehow I always knew I’d die while singing about a school busOhw!!! Why did you do this to …

Letra “Liv hayes – Ever upward” Official Lyrics One more week until school’s out foreverI’d be lyin’ if I said I had my shit togetherI’m without a planBut I know where I’m goin’ In my chest, I heard my compass whisperIt said from here I’ll be ever upwardBut when I …

Letra “"Weird Al" Yankovic – Buddy Holly” Official Lyrics Despite all my rageI am still just a rat in a cage Wee ooh, I look just like Buddy HollyOh oh, and you’re Mary Tyler MooreI don’t care what they say about us anywayI don’t care ‘bout that

Letra “Valerio Lundini – Le Donne” Official Lyrics Testo di “Le Donne” Strofa 1 Non esiste una guerraProgettata da una di queste entitàNon ce n’è sulla TerraDi creature con quella sensibilitàSono fantasticheHanno sempre una marcia in più (Una marcia in più)Spesso enigmaticheMa son migliori degli uomini cujBpY Ritornello 1 Sono le donne …

Letra “Nello Taver – DDL ZAN CON I MIEI AMICI” Official Lyrics Testo di “DDL ZAN CON I MIEI AMICI” Pre-Ritornello: ? Trasimmo ‘int”a galera cu giacca e cravattaSarà stata pure dura ma già ce l’ho fattaSto schivando i guai, sto pushando i mieiNon sapevo non fosse reato picchiare i …

Letra “Cranky Kong – Zing Zang Banana Zote (Buss a Di Dancehall)” Official Lyrics Intro Yuh all the know mad people, hear mi now, it’s Cranky Kong from Kongo Bongo can get we shot and killing the mad ants you know, that we unbearable, how can you we diss anytime soon as …

Letra “Nello Taver – HAPPY HIPPO” Official Lyrics Testo di “HAPPY HIPPO” Intro (Happy Hippo Freestyle)(Angioletto è ancora vivo)(?) Strofa Cresciuto con Pippo e TopolinoAdesso pippo, ma su un tavolinoCresciuto con Minnie, finito con le minneChe ho visto da bambino in un film che non era della DisneyScusa mammaSe sono …

Letra “Nello Taver – SU LE MANI FREESTYLE” Official Lyrics Testo di “SU LE MANI FREESTYLE” Strofa 1 Carta igienica, la mia tipa stratosfericaLa tua tipa sferica, nel senso che è grassaNon la guardo manco in facciaPerde cento chili se la spari in una gambaVa bene, la smettoNon dico che …