Honeyrose – Your Ex Boyfriend

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Life is kinda what I thought it’d be
When I was a kid on VoIP
I thought when I got older
I’d make people happy, I told them
And now I’m 22 and I am a streamer
Somehow my best friend’s ex hadn’t gotten with me either
But if I could change one single thing
I’d make him disappear

‘Cause we’re just chatting while he’s in your Twitch chat
Somehow he’s in your house via your doormat
Yeah, he’s got no social skills
But at least he’s helpin’ you pay your bills
So maybe make the most of this
If he tries anything I’ll hit him with a bat, oh
Your ex boyfriend’s a psycho
(Woo!)

Yeah, I’ve met Jared (of course I’ve met Jared)
He’s basically a brother to me
We hit it off instantly
I know ‘cause it was pretty clear to see
I’ve seen his jawline, shoulders, and muscles
But I know I’ve got the better fashion sense
Heard your ex thinks about him nude
That’s kinda gay, though

This isn’t the dream (isn’t the dream, isn’t the dream)
Oh, this isn’t the dream
From when we were 17
This isn’t the dream (isn’t the dream, isn’t the dream)
Oh, this isn’t the dream
From when we were 17

I don’t think he can be saved
He’s an incel and he’s downright insane
I don’t think you deserve
Any of the harassment you, quote, “earned”
Hoping he doesn’t cause another scene
Like when he was 23
He’s banned for life at Disney World

‘Cause we’re just chatting while he’s in your Twitch chat
Somehow he’s in your house via your doormat
Yeah, he’s got no social skills
But at least he’s helpin’ you pay your bills
So maybe make the most of this
If he tries anything I’ll hit him with a bat, oh
Your ex boyfriend’s a psycho


He thinks about you every day (Every day)
There’s no way he can be saved (Can he be saved?)
He thinks about Jared tons as well (He thinks about him)
I kinda think it’s creepy as hell (It’s pretty creepy as hell)
He thinks you’re beauty
And you’re grace (And you’re grace)
He recorded all your Discord calls, he told me “Just in case”
And I think you should listen to me
And get a restraining order, please (Jason Derulo)
Just know that i care


SPOKEN

Yeah, no, I got nothin’, I just- Why does he want to smell your hair- That is just- That’s just weird as hell, what the fuck- Like- Yeah, I’m done

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