Downtown Mountport (Buskers) Lyrics
BUSKER #1 (sung)
Why do they call me a busker? I don’t even know that word
BUSKER #2 (spoken)
Hey man, this is my corner!
BUSKER #1 (spoken)
Ohhh!
NARRATOR
Two buskers go head to head!
BUSKER #2 (sung)
You know why they call me a busker, Do you know?
BUSKER #1 (sung)
I don’t, please answer
BUSKER #2
I shouldn’t even have to say it
BUSKER #1
Well, just say it!
BUSKER #2
But I definitely know
NARRATOR
And on the top of Mountport’s only skyscraper
We meet our villain
TINA (breathing)
Heahhhh…
NARRATOR
Allow them to introduce themselves
TINA (spoken)
It’s me…, Tina… Johnson…
The nastiest woman in all of Mountport
I used to be in a big old tree
And I said to myself
“That’s not high enough!”
“I can’t be as mean as I want to be in a tree!”
“I must move to a skyscraper”