Cidisswo – Baldi’s Basics vs Squidward Tentacles Lyrics

Baldi’s Basics vs Squidward Tentacles – Cidisswo Lyrics

Baldi:

Welcome to my classroom! Better sit down, Tentacles

I'm giving you a lesson, ’cause in this school, I'm not bestable

The way you treat your neighbor and coworker is detestable

So I'll take my trusty ruler and hit you in your… face (OW!)

I don’t think you'll pass my math class, I'm not gonna lie

Cause with a face like yours, you're never gonna multiply

But I suggest that you still stick around for the basics

You'll only need the single digits to calculate your paycheck

My raps will scare you shitless, leave your ink sprayed

You better not show me where the lemonade is made

I drive home in a lambo to grade tests in my jacuzzi

While you'll remain a minimum-wage misanthropic loser

I hear noise in the schoolhouse and I check out what's responsible

But hearing your clarinet makes me retreat as far as possible

You better do the same, or you're gonna get me mad

I get angry at failure, and your whole life’s just that

Squidward:

Look at him trying to outrap me, it’s disgusting

You step to my register? Well let me tell ya something

Teach, it's time I give you some real knowledge

Welcome to Squidward Community College

I’m an unrecognised genius, Bikini Bottom's Van Gogh

You look like you roll up to kids in a white van though

And your artstyle's something that I couldn't bear to see

Looking like if Patrick discovered Paint 3D

You’re worse than me in everything, if I'm bald, you're balder

Math class? No, you're teaching meth class, Walter

Cause you run like a crackhead with a ruler in your hand

I'm at the top of my band class, while your class should be banned

You bit off your gameplay loop, so you can't leave me shook

Saw what Slender's doing and took pages from his book

And with your bright colors, loud sounds and sock puppets

You got content farms making more slop than the Chum Bucket

Baldi:

Alright, man, just put the coral fries in the bag

Can't rap, in terms of all musical talent, you're a hack

Speaking of bags, you better pack yours and run

Because you pissed me off, so I'll shoot you with this fucking gun (Wow!)

Seek shelter from this tutor, but I doubt you can, yo

Only place you got to hide is in Squilliam's shadow

Your one option's running, though that works even less

Cause when you eat your patties, the weight goes to your legs

You think your works are worth shit? You're no Arts & Crafters

Your fellow fish agree that your art belongs in trash cans

Now get out my school and leave a good review on Yelp

And then go home and hopefully Red Mist yourself!

Squidward:

Not today, you middle-aged white Freddy Fazbear

After this altercation, you're gonna lose your last hair

Your buggy mess game bored me faster than Squidville

So now the Sour Note is going for a quick kill

On top of the fact that you're a dick, bro

That Patreon of yours was a shit show

You got 60k in funding amassed, tho

Was the finished game worth all that money? NO!

Fuck Mr. Krabs, I'm showing you who the boss is

I gotta sweep, bitch, kick you back in your office

Cause you and your shit school ceased being mentioned

Once iPad kids went and stopped paying attention