DigBar – BRAD STEVENS AND THE BOSTON CELTICS RUINED MY LIFE! (Brad Stevens Disstrack) Lyrics

BRAD STEVENS AND THE BOSTON CELTICS RUINED MY LIFE! (Brad Stevens Disstrack) – DigBar Lyrics

Man, I can't believe I'm even sitting here recording this shit right now

Like, like, come on, man. Why me? SLAJIDI, Turn me up!

Brad Stevens, you a bitch. Like, what you doing, nigga?

Did you lose your goddamn mind? Like, did you lose it, nigga?

How the fuck you traded JB for a washed-up PG

And some first-round picks in, like, 2053?

I just can't. I just can't. How the fuck they let this trade pass?

Got Jabari Smith and even Shingun's gay ass

Put me in that office, Brad Stevens, and you ain't leaving

You done fucked the team already. Now you gon' take penis

I'm sorry to hear that, but I'm ready to fuck

Bitch, Brad Stevens done fucked me already. We just lost half the team. Niggas split the team up. Now we gon' split his ass up

I'll put Brad Stevens in that dirt, go pick his ass up

And now I'm starting to hear that it was Brad and the owners

Either fucking way, y'all found a way to shrink my fucking boner

To be honest, I'd be pretty fucking hyped if we got Giannis

They all give me straight teeth. I feel like an orthodontist

How we go from Greek freak to fucking pandemic pee?

We might got to kill these niggas. Someone hand me the heat

Then he lands on the heat. Get intense on the beats

Brad Stevens in the office with his hands on his meat

But it's still JB, he's still a finals MVP

We could get a good trade, we just gotta wait and see

Hello, is this Mike Gansey? Yes it is. Yeah, this is Brad Stevens of the Boston Celtics. Um, I'm sure you've been hearing about the slave. I mean, the player we're trying to trade away. He averaged about 30 points almost. He was the MVP finalist. A couple seasons back, he won finals MVP. I mean, I'm gonna need some good value here if y'all wanna- Alright Brad, alright Brad, listen. How about 36 year old Paul George?

Two dildos and a bag of condos. That's more than I thought we'd get I'll take it

It was that fucking easy. What the fuck? Is this shit a dream?

On top of that, y'all trade this nigga to the rival team

2024. That might really be our final ring. If

Brad Stevens lost his fucking job, it'd be fine with me

I wipe my eyes when I see Brad. Is that Nico Harrison?

How does Trey worse than Lucas? Man, that shit embarrassing

Wipe my eyes. Is that Brad? Is this Nico Harrison?

How does Trey worse than Lucas? Man, that shit embarrassing

Like, y'all done messed up the whole damn, the whole everything

Bench. Bench. D. D. D. D. D. D