Egomanic – Clark (Backrooms) vs Mr. Krabs (Lyrics & Video)

Clark (Backrooms) vs Mr. Krabs – Egomanic Lyrics

Ego Rap Battles!

Clark

Vs

Mr. Krabs

Begin!

The Lowest sales of the high seas lie at Cap'n Clark's

I'll make this battle nastier than when ye' wash yer' car!

Like me Ottoman's, I'll put me foot down because yer not a threat

Well versed in building verses

Cuz' I am a fucking architect!

Your exploitation isn't something

I'd let go and slide

They work overtime, while you're getting worked over, mimes

Hospital visits have you piling bills

I'd say swallow your pride, but it's the size of your pills

Without your fry cook, your whole business would go under

Showed him your true colors, when them Pretty Patties stole your thunder

So, everything must go, including you, stay retired

Greeds in your genes, Eugene

It's the way that you're wired

Instead of taping that door

Go tape your mouth shut

Maybe fix yer' hairline, next time that you scalp one

You really wanna talk about me faulty wiring?

I think Nosferatu's in yer' basement

Playing with your light switch!

Quit roping your Employees into your cruel scandals

You were so full of shit you had to take a stool sample!

This architect can't make his walls come down

Repeating cycles with your therapist like a Mary-Go-Round

Your secret formula's them bottles that you hit, right?

I'll pop a cap in Cap n' Clark and make him a still-life

Empire to a Dynasty, the Kash is on the Krab, son

It's like you've never heard a verse, and you tried to rap one

Oooouuugh!

What the-

Where the barnacles am I?

Mr Squidward?

Spongeboy me Bob?

Aye…I don't pay enough for this…

Haa…HOLY SHRIMP!!!!

BOUTTA STRING YOU ALONG

LIKE YOUR FIRST EVER DOLLAR

AND BLOWHOLES IN YOU LIKE YOUR DAUGHTER

YOU MAKE ME SICK AS THE PRODUCTS YOU OFFER

BOTH YOU AND YOUR SPINOFF ARE DEAD IN THE WATER

THIS MISER IS MISERABLE, LIKE HIS RAP FLOWS

BEST PUT A PIN IN IT, LIKE YOUR AFRO

THIS CRAB IS CAGED 'CAUSE YOU LACKED THE CHANGE

ONLY BANDS YOU GAINED ARE FROM PANTY RAIDS

You brought your own shrink, to insanity brink

But hey, at least I made it back when I got stuck in a sink (ASYNC)

This right here's the winner table

Once again Clark's met his maker

He won't get a missing poster

Cuz I never waste me paper