Clark (Backrooms) vs Mr. Krabs – Egomanic Lyrics
Ego Rap Battles!
Clark
Vs
Mr. Krabs
Begin!
The Lowest sales of the high seas lie at Cap'n Clark's
I'll make this battle nastier than when ye' wash yer' car!
Like me Ottoman's, I'll put me foot down because yer not a threat
Well versed in building verses
Cuz' I am a fucking architect!
Your exploitation isn't something
I'd let go and slide
They work overtime, while you're getting worked over, mimes
Hospital visits have you piling bills
I'd say swallow your pride, but it's the size of your pills
Without your fry cook, your whole business would go under
Showed him your true colors, when them Pretty Patties stole your thunder
So, everything must go, including you, stay retired
Greeds in your genes, Eugene
It's the way that you're wired
Instead of taping that door
Go tape your mouth shut
Maybe fix yer' hairline, next time that you scalp one
You really wanna talk about me faulty wiring?
I think Nosferatu's in yer' basement
Playing with your light switch!
Quit roping your Employees into your cruel scandals
You were so full of shit you had to take a stool sample!
This architect can't make his walls come down
Repeating cycles with your therapist like a Mary-Go-Round
Your secret formula's them bottles that you hit, right?
I'll pop a cap in Cap n' Clark and make him a still-life
Empire to a Dynasty, the Kash is on the Krab, son
It's like you've never heard a verse, and you tried to rap one
Oooouuugh!
What the-
Where the barnacles am I?
Mr Squidward?
Spongeboy me Bob?
Aye…I don't pay enough for this…
Haa…HOLY SHRIMP!!!!
BOUTTA STRING YOU ALONG
LIKE YOUR FIRST EVER DOLLAR
AND BLOWHOLES IN YOU LIKE YOUR DAUGHTER
YOU MAKE ME SICK AS THE PRODUCTS YOU OFFER
BOTH YOU AND YOUR SPINOFF ARE DEAD IN THE WATER
THIS MISER IS MISERABLE, LIKE HIS RAP FLOWS
BEST PUT A PIN IN IT, LIKE YOUR AFRO
THIS CRAB IS CAGED 'CAUSE YOU LACKED THE CHANGE
ONLY BANDS YOU GAINED ARE FROM PANTY RAIDS
You brought your own shrink, to insanity brink
But hey, at least I made it back when I got stuck in a sink (ASYNC)
This right here's the winner table
Once again Clark's met his maker
He won't get a missing poster
Cuz I never waste me paper
Clark (Backrooms) vs Mr. Krabs, de Egomanic, do álbum Ego Rap Battles; compositor: Egomanic; lançamento: July 7, 2026.
