Halloween Mann – I Confess Lyrics

I Confess – Halloween Mann Lyrics

I have a confession to make

I did push over that little girl

At the Wendy's

Because i wanted to steal her spot in the line

I'm not sorry

I don't

I don't apologize

I would do it again if I could

I confess

I confess to stealing a lollipop from a little German boy

I would do it again

I would I would absolutely love to do it again

If I ever ever got the chance (buweh)

I did

I did

I did

I did throw a stick

At that guy

Because i didn't like how his face looked

If i ever saw him again i would punch him in the nose

I did

I did in fact defecate in that baby stroller

I thought it was a toilеt

And i pooped in it and i was like wherе's the little flushy thing

But then i realized it was a baby stroller

I'm not sorry its not my fault ill never apologize ever

I did

In fact I did I did kick a guy in the nuts

I also punched him

I'm not sorry

I would do it again

Forever and ever

Ill do it again

I did in fact stuff that squirrel

Into the

Into the

Phuckin' into the marathon

Into the marathon gas pump

I don't feel bad for that squirrel

It's swimming in the oil now

I'll never apologize in my life

I

I don't apologize for any of these things

I

I did in fact

I did in fact hide in a trash can and

Then throw

Throw a beer bottle at at ongoing trespassers

They weren't trespassers

They were just presiding in

And i was throwing trash at them

I don't apologize

I don't apologize at all

I don't apologize

I'm going to

I'm going to do more of these things

Nobody could stop me

I did throw a bowling ball into the freeway

I did

I did try to give some green eggs and ham

But it wasn't yummy

It was

It was cat vomit

I put cat vomit slime on some eggs and ham

And i fed it to someone

I don't apologize

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