I Rent Boxes – Jugboy Lyrics
I rent out boxes that anybody can use for hiding
You wanna disappear, guy? Well rent one and climb inside it
One medium box will cost fifty bucks, and there's a mass amount of recurring fees (aah ahh ahhhh)
And if you wanted to upgrade to deluxe, that's like a million but we meet all your needs (aah ahh ahh ah ahhh)
Listen to me buddy, its a really good deal
Nobody can see inside the carboard unless they peel
Wanna win a game of hide n seek now for a change?
I can make it happen but first thing you've gotta pay
I rent out boxes to people that they reside in
So many layouts and shapes and so many sizes
One second left in the countdown–get out cuz I've yet to receive your check in the post (aah ahh ahhhh)
Yeah I know this isn't ideal for you, but is this any way to treat a good host (aah ahh ahh ah ahhh)
Listen, little buddy parasite's a strong word
I'm just doing business with my awesome box hoard
Maybe if you focused on accruing all the cubes
Then you'd have your own and you could use them as you choose
Listen to me buddy, its a really good deal
Nobody can see inside the carboard unless they peel
Wanna win a game of hide n seek now for a change?
I can make it happen but first thing you've gotta pay
