GOOFY GOONER – Khamsim Lyrics
So yeah, I'm a virgin, I'm a Chud!
I get no Bitches; Sometimes I sleep on my hand so it can go numb and it feels like someone is touching me!
But most of all, I'm- I'm- I'm-
I'm a goofy Gooner (Cock!)
You're a goofy Gooner (Cock!)
We're all goofy Gooners (Cock!)
Goofy, goofy, goofy, Gooner (Cock!)
"Put your chode away"
Well, well then I got to say when you tell me not to bust
I say, "No way" (No!)
No freaking way
I'm a Chud you say
When you say I'm a Chud, I say, "Say it again"
Then say, "Gay" (Gay!)
So so freaking gay
So if you're thinkin' that you'd like to be like me
Go ahead and try, the Gooner inside will set you free
(Ambatukam! Oh!)
I'm a goofy Gooner
Oh, what's happening?
Huh? (You're a goofy Gooner)
His booty's fat, but he's still a virgin (We're all goofy Gooners)
GRAB HIS DICK AND TWIST IT, EDGE HIM!
Give us booty, give us booty! (Goofy, goofy, goofy, Gooner)
Woo!
Yo, I don't even wanna suck dick anymore, let's go!
Huh?
HE'S GOONING ON EVERYBODY!
MY PRECIOUS LATINAS!
I'm gay!
Hi
Oh my god, I'm not gay but his booty sure is fat
Maybe I should tap that
Hey, Karen, can I tap that?
Alright that's the last straw
Neptune, show him yo dick!
Here you go, Daddy
Oh hell nah they 'bouta beat my ass girl
I better get the fuck out of here
Hey look! It's the Gooner who saved us
Out of my way, fools!
