The Waffle House Has Found Its New Host Lyrics
Kyle Allen
We’re asking people “what do you want from Waffle House?”
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Did you hear about the word?
Smells like bacon, burgers and bird
y syrup, straight from the tree
Waffle House is where you should be
Someone new has taken the crown
To take this dead franchise and turn it around
Now when you walk past that golden sign post
You’ll be greeted by the brand new host
Waffle’s tall and waffle’s thin
This is where it all begins
Texas melts and hashbrown bowls
Omlettes biscuits sell your soul
The Wafflе House has found its new host
Crack some еggs and butter your toast
Toss on some burgers, give it a roast
Let’s all cheer for the house we love most
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Just ignore the crime
It happens all the time
Don’t get your waffles at night
Unless you want a battered fight
Open 24 hours
fast stacked like towers
Eat your heart out night and day
The newest host is here to stay
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Employment has opened, we got a new guy
Mysterious feelings when you drop on by
Yellow signs light up the sky
A chill in your bones, you know something ain’t right
Waffle’s tall and waffle’s thin
This is where it all begins
Texas melts and hashbrown bowls
Omlettes biscuits sell your soul
The Waffle House has found its new host
Crack some eggs and butter your toast
Toss on some burgers, give it a roast
Let’s all cheer for the house we love most
The Waffle House has found its new host
Crack some eggs and butter your toast
Toss on some burgers, give it a roast
Let’s all cheer for the house we love most
Moonlight shines on the building tonight
Smells like bacon and you just want a bite
Tip toe slowly past the opened sign
Remember the stories, (look at the time)
3 AM strikes on the clock
Your body is frozen, your mind is locked
The host walks up and says “what would you like?”
Never heard from again, lost out of sight
The Waffle House has found its new host
Crack some eggs and butter your toast
Toss on some burgers, give it a roast
Let’s all cheer for the house we love most
The Waffle House has found its new host
Crack some eggs and butter your toast
Toss on some burgers, give it a roast
Let’s all cheer for the house we love most
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