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Slaytina (Letra) – Alaska Thunderfuck
Letras da musica:
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Commencing dragulation
In 5, 4, 3, 2, 1
Introducing a new model
Comprised of the best elements
Of dragoons (?) the world over
The 7 billion dollar woman
Better, faster, stronger

Legs 5 inches longer than naomi smalls
With the modelling capabilities
Of raja the gemini
A waist 3 inches smaller than violet chachki

I give you… slaytina!
Slaytina!
Slaytina!

Possessing the lace front capabilities
Of wigs by vanity
Makeup precision extracted from the kim chi
Eyebrows fleeked from mathu andersons
Personal instagram
Hair more voluminous than the lady bunny
Featuring fish resin extracted
From the dna of courtney act
And vivienne pinet

Comedic skills receiving 5 more laughs
Per minute than bianca del rio
And bob the drag queen combined
Lips molded from a composite of detox and (?):::
Breast constructed using the actual tissue
Of michelle visage!

Slaytina!
Slaytina!
Slaytina!
Slaytina!

Thicker and juicier than roxxy andrews
Porcelain veneers handcrafted
Using the blueprints of phi phi o’hara
And tyra sanchez
Installed by jiggly caliente’s oral surgeon
With cooter-slam enabled hip joints
Stolen from the living body
Of katya zamolodchikova
I give you
I give you

Slaytina!
Slaytina!
Slaytina!
Slaytina!

Slaytina!

Come To Brazil (Letra) – Alaska Thunderfuck
Letras da musica:
Come, come, come
Come to brazil
Come, come, come
Come to brazil
Come, come, come
Come to brazil
Come, come, come
Come to brazil!

So I’m walking in the club
And I’m like “oi, migas! ”
And what do I see
But the most gorgeous, sexy man
I’ve ever laid eyes up on
And just when I think
It’s love at first sight
I realize we’re both “passivonas”
Ugh

Brazil is so nice, so I’ll say it twice
Brazil is so nice, brazil is so nice
Brazil is so nice, so I’ll say it thrice
Brazil is so nice, brazil is so nice
Brazil is so nice
Oi! whoo!

Britney, mariah, shania, celene
They all want to come to brazil, baby
Rihanna, ariana and gaga and me
We all want to come to brazil, baby
So co-o-o-o-ome!
Come to brazil!
Oh, oh, o-o-o-oh, oh, oh
Come to brazil!

So I’m walking down the streets
Of one of brazil’s gorgeous cities
And I keep hearing people yell
“crackuda! crackuda! ”
Now, I don’t speak portuguese
But I can only assume that “crackuda” means
“gorgeous, beautiful, young woman”
Right?

Brazil is so nice, so I’ll say it twice
Brazil is so nice, brazil is so nice
Brazil is so nice, so I’ll say it thrice
Brazil is so nice, brazil is so nice
Brazil is so nice
Oi! whoo!

Britney, mariah, shania, selena
They all want to come to brazil, baby
Rihanna, ariana and gaga and me
We all want to come to brazil, baby
So co-o-o-o-ome!
Come to brazil!
Oh, oh, o-o-o-oh, oh, oh
Come to brazil!

In brazil they speak “português”
Which is the language of love
Do you wanna hear some words
That I learned how to say?
I really think I’ve taken command
Of the language
Alright, sure, okay, here we go
Porto alegre
Fortaleza
Curitiba
Brasília
Rio
São paulo
Uh!

Britney, mariah, shania, selena
They all want to come to brazil, baby
Rihanna, ariana and gaga and me
We all want to come to brazil, baby
So co-o-o-o-ome!
Come to brazil!
(come to brazil!)
Oh, oh, o-o-o-oh, oh, oh
Come to brazil!
(ohh, brazil!)
Oh, oh, o-o-o-oh, oh, oh
Come to brazil!
Oh, oh, o-o-o-oh, oh, oh
(come to brazil, come to brazil
Come to brazil!)

I like that!