The Train Departs Lyrics, Letra:
CollegeHumor
TRAIN CONDUCTOR
Uhh, next stop, Palm Springs!
NARRATOR (laughing)
This should be interesting!
An attendant takes tickets from passengers
ATTENDANT
This is a ticket to Seattle
I don’t get paid enough to care
NARRATOR
Two gossiping old ladies are en route
OLD WOMAN #1
I’m so glad we’re finally getting out!
OLD WOMAN #2
I had to get away!
And honestly Palm Springs is a hundred and ten this time of year
And I could not be more thrilled
OLD WOMAN #1
You know what I needed?
I needed to dry out my bones!
OLD WOMAN #2
I need a swim-up bar
I need cards that could catch fire from the sun at any moment
OLD WOMAN #1
Uh huh!
NARRATOR
But in one train car
Our hero and our villain
Are about to meet