Tag: Artimus Wolz

Scandinavia Lyrics:

Artimus Wolz
[ 1]
I posted a video last night
And then I went to bed, woke up with a hundred thousand views
(I’m big in Scandinavia)
In a land that is really far
It turns out I’m a video star
In a world that I just do not know

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Scandinavia, they love me the most
Hey always leave a comment on the things that I post
Oh, Scandinavia
I love your permanent fog
And I love the way your continent is shaped like a dog
Oh, Scandinavia
Please let me be your lover
I like how all your flags look like copies of each other
Scandinavia
This love feels wrong but I need your validation so I wrote you a song
(yo, yo, yo, yo)
[ 2]
Norway, Denmark, Swedеn, you’re the very bеst
I love the way you’re moving in that European mini dress
Finland, Iceland, I know that you are Nordic
But the way you got me reading’s got me feeling so historic
I’m about to take a trip to the Faroe Islands
Cause when I’m without you girl, baby girl, I’m dying
And it really feels like my heart’s been stolen
By a cute little country by the name of Åland

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I’m big in Scandinavia
(oh, oh)
But back home I’m nothing but a joke
I love you, Scandinavia
With you I’ll never feel alone

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Scandinavia
They love me the most
They always leave a comment on the things that I post
Oh, Scandinavia
I love your permanent fog
And I love the way your continent is shaped like a dog
Oh, Scandinavia
Please let me be your lover
I like how all your flags look like copies of each other
Scandinavia
This love feels wrong
But I need your validation so I write you a song

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I’m big in Scandinavia
(ooh, Scandinavia)
But back home I’m nothing but a joke
(back home I’m nothing but a joke)
I love you Scandinavia
(Oh, Scandinavia)
With you I’ll never feel alone

I feel so alone
I feel so alone
I feel so alone
I feel so alone

Karen Lyrics:

Artimus Wolz
Karen!
Karen!

She’ll buss it down for the police
Call the manager on her own damn niece
She’s got UGG-boots and a new fleece
She’s the HOA now she running these streets
Better run if she’s got a flip phone
‘Bout to bring the feds in your own damn home
She’s working real hard for that black and blue ribbon
She’ll get her hair cut then she’ll send your ass to prison

Book Fair Lyrics:

Artimus Wolz
[ 1]
Welcome to the book fair
Line up in the hallway
Bring your parents’ checkbook
Talk about this all day
I might get a “Goosebumps”
I might get an “I Spy”
Check out these erasers
I think that I might die
I should get some pencils
I might get a juggle kit
Anything to hide the fact that my family is struggling
I’ve only got about $20
But deep down
I want it all
They turned my free library
Into a little shopping mall
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Welcome to the nightmare of public schools
Turning all your children into customer pools
Now watch them skip a meal just so they can read
If Scholastic really cared about them, books would be free

[Reprise]
Underpaid tеachers, run-down schools
Daycare masked as an еducation tool
Missiles funded, wars abroad
It’s our system
We’re all frauds
Underpaid teachers, run-down schools
Daycare masked as an education tool
Missiles funded, wars abroad
It’s our system
We’re all frauds