Sour Macaroon Lyrics
The Cast of Schmigadoon!
TOPHER
You betrayed me
You egomaniac
You swooped right in and swiped my tribe
And stabbed me in the back
JOSH
I didn’t ask to lead them
It is they who chose me
TOPHER
Is that supposed to make me feel better
‘Cause it doesn’t
It makes me feel the exact opposite
TOPHER AND
JOSH, SPOKEN
Okay
You betrayed me
Topher
You’re like a sour macaroon
A sour macaroon
A sour, dour, almond flour
Sour macaroon
A what?
JENNY, SPOKEN AND
MELISSA, SPOKEN
I thought you were my friend!
I am! I don’t…
Oh, really? Because a true chum wouldn’t steal someone’s starring role at the club
Okay, I get it now. No, no, I can see how it might look that way, but Jenny, I didn’t steal your spot
JOSH, SPOKEN
We are sorry. We were just having so much fun that we got a little carried away
JENNY, SPOKEN
Oh, so much fun that you just forgot to think about us?
MELISSA, SPOKEN
No. I…Jenny, I am so so sorry
TOPHER, SPOKEN
Get out!
JOSH, SPOKEN
But we live here
TOPHER AND JENNY
Get out
TOPHER AND JENNY, SPOKEN
Out!